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Nice of them to point themselves out so when something happens the police angry mob knows whose door to go knock on down

If I'm having a tech day that bad, Geek Squad isn't going to help me. It's just going to make the noose look like a better option

I'm almost certain that is a joke, but just in case it's not...

Acne Mold Riot was never the same after their first lead singer died.

Dill (no, my spouse not @ThatNickGuy's detective character) and I got some new pictures made since we haven't gotten any done since they had top surgery and I came out. Here's some of our favorites.

What do they mean "blorp" is not a word? Blorp is a perfectly cromulent word!

They did it, those beautiful bastards did it

I am Natalie, Goddess of Love, bringer of love. Fear me because I'm not your friend. That is... kinda scary?

Working in a school and doing IT, I see all the classes. There's one teacher here that has to have a helper just to keep one kid seated and on-task or they will bolt to the door if attention is taken off of them for a second. That is not a Special Ed class or a special case. Kid just refuses...

Second biggest pair of slippers I've ever seen

On the one hand, I can kinda see where the dude f’ed up and doesn’t deserve to have so much hate thrown in his face all the time. On the other hand, “Willy Wanker” is hilarious and he kinda deserves it

Had issues with Spectrum’s stupid billing systems. Twice I had it set for autopay and they did an update to the system that wiped out everything. Then I got sent a nasty gram saying I was overdue and here are some fees, etc. Which I refused since it was their mistake that made it stop pulling...