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not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by phil, Aug 11, 2010.

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  1. phil

    phil I'm done with the internet for today.

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    A New Not-So-Serious-Rant-Yet-Ranty-Nonetheless Thread

    So today I lost an awesome story. Thanks for nothing, Dave. :mad:

     
  2. phil

    phil I'm done with the internet for today.

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    WHAT THE HELL DAVE?

    YOU DIDN'T PEE ON THE CAT?!?

    WTF?

    I bet your name isn't even turbo!

    ---------- Post added 08-12-2010 at 12:00 AM ---------- Previous post was 08-11-2010 at 11:58 PM ----------

    and to get things going, I'll say that I hate applying for jobs and filling out applications.
     
  3. Chad Sexington

    Chad Sexington Scotch Drunk

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    MERE SECONDS AGH CURSE YOU

    (High five on having the same rant, though.)
     
  4. Cheesy1

    Cheesy1 Nice Guy a la mode

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    The Not-So-Serious Rant Thread 2: Of Mice And "Meh"

    Dave is a liar and a pooty head. :humph:
     
  5. phil

    phil I'm done with the internet for today.

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    you should rant that I beat you to the punch!

    ---------- Post added at 12:02 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:01 AM ----------

    but like in yours

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    who merged these and put chad on top? THEM HALBUCKS WAS MINE!
     
  6. Chad Sexington

    Chad Sexington Scotch Drunk

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    My post is on top, but it's your name? The whonowwhatsit?

    (Also whoever put me on top has great taste.)
     
  7. phil

    phil I'm done with the internet for today.

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    SHAZAM!
     
  8. Dave

    Dave Demi God Staff Member

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    Chad's went on top because when you did your edit it changed the time stamp so that his appeared first.

    I changed his post to look like it came from you so that you get credit for the thread views and replies. I'm giving Cheesy and Chad 1,500 HB each to make up for lost posts from the threads they ALMOST started!
     
  9. phil

    phil I'm done with the internet for today.

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    Mr. Sexington is a gentleman and prefers to be on top.
     
  10. Chad Sexington

    Chad Sexington Scotch Drunk

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    I am rich! Deleted threads are worth 150X the value of a new thread! I WILL USE THIS VIRTUAL MONEY TO BUY VIRTUAL THINGS FOR VIRTUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF REAL PEOPLE.

    I promise, as deposed thread starter, I will carry this responsibility with the kind of mature, reasonable attitude you've come to expect from your ex-representatives on the Internet; which is to say that my best cat urination story will turn out to be false but I'll let you live under a happy illusion for like 59 pages.
     
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    Cheesy1 Nice Guy a la mode

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    Damn, well new rant: People are too damned fast!

    And Dave gave me Halbucks, so he's slightly less of a pooty head. :p
     
  12. Chad Sexington

    Chad Sexington Scotch Drunk

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    Mr. Sexington is a gentleman and prefers to be on top.[/QUOTE]
    :unibrow:

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    Wait, was he bribing us into silence? He's not just a pooty head, he's a corrupt pooty head!
     
  13. phil

    phil I'm done with the internet for today.

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    From halbucks FAQ

    Reply - If someone replies in a thread YOU made, you get 5 HB. The more popular the thread, the better off you are.

    This thread is my retirement baby. Soon I can move to a smaller, quiet little forum and just watch the grass grow with an e-brew and e-cigars.
     
  14. Dave

    Dave Demi God Staff Member

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    If you guys really want I can go piss on my cat.


    If it'll make you happy.
     
  15. phil

    phil I'm done with the internet for today.

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    .....

    pics or it never happened
     
  16. Officer_Charon

    Officer_Charon Hall Monitor

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    We had heard that about you.


    BOOSH!
     
  17. Cheesy1

    Cheesy1 Nice Guy a la mode

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    Dave Demi God Staff Member

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    Closer....closer....

    [​IMG]

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    And remind me never to google "wet cat" at work again.
     
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  19. Element 117

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    ok. You want a rant? Fuck you gotta rant, bitchcicles. Yes, I said Bitch-cicles. I may have just shot and killed a police officer.

    What? If the pee rant was fake.....
     
  20. Wasabi Poptart

    Wasabi Poptart Bitch plz

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    Dave - I don't think I will ever be able to trust you again.
     
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    Hylian Honorary Browncoat

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    Dave you have shattered the fragile illusion of trust I had in humanity :(
     
  22. Zero Esc

    Zero Esc Foreign object.

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    Because of your restrictions, I am unable to pos-rep you again so soon.
     
  23. Krisken

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    The inlaws have their t.v. super loud, shaking the floor and making it hard to listen to our music on another floor. I've always been the type to keep my music/tv/movies, etc. at a reasonable level to not interfere with what others in a household are doing. It's just something I've always found to be common sense.

    Ah well. I remember the last time a neighbor played their music really loud, I played Diablo 2 with the big speaker aimed at the floor. Stopped that pretty quick. Not sure it would work here. :whistling:
     
  24. Cajungal

    Cajungal Teacher of chillens Staff Member

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    The internet at my apartment is terrible.
     
  25. Thread Necromancer

    Thread Necromancer Like a bad penny

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    I still have faith in Dave.

    I also miss Amy. Not because she's not here, but because I haven't been.

    See, it's the little rants that make people scratch their heads and go... wait, what is he trying to say here...
     
  26. makare

    makare The Quiche and the Bread

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    see i told you im his favorite ^.^
     
  27. Null

    Null I have my moments

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    Everyone is somebody's favorite.
     
  28. Element 117

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    You realize every time you post now I hear it in this voice:
    [​IMG]
     
  29. Null

    Null I have my moments

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    I sound more like Fred Savage than Ralph Wright, I think. Skype me and see for yourself.
     
  30. Cajungal

    Cajungal Teacher of chillens Staff Member

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    Thanks for noticing me.
     
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    Element 117 退休龙

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    Thread: Won. Heart: Won. Internet:Won.
     
  32. Thread Necromancer

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    New rant. I don't have access to the "You bug the fuck out of me" apparently. I suppose I could figure out why, I'm just not prepared to at this moment.
     
  33. Krisken

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    You have to buy the Flame Wars forum access from the Hal Shoppe. Then you'll see it.
     
  34. Hylian

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    Always read the expiration date on your mayo before using it. I apparently don't use mayo that often cause I went to make a tuna fish sandwich last night and after I ate it my stomach started killing me. I check the mayo jar and find out it 2 months ago :doh: my stomach is still a little queasy today
     
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    New new rant. .Amy. ignored my post. Not that I expected different. She's always been one to abuse/love and leave. :p
     
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