What the fuck happened to Christina Aguilera?

[AshburnerX]

Well, the ladies do call my junk "The truck," sometimes.

Because it smells, breaks down all the time, and has several unexplained stains in the back?

 

[Shegokigo]

His love for you is like Truck berzeeeerker.....

 

[Adam]

Well, the ladies do call my junk "The truck," sometimes.

Only because it's rusty.

 

[Chibibar]

I think the public wouldn't give much crap about Christina if she wasn't a hypocrite in the early days of her career. You don't see people knock on Oprah's weight (she looks good in her outfit, but if she tries to pull the same outfit as Christina wearing right now, it would not look good) Or Kristy Alley, her weight fluctuate a lot

 

[Shannow]

Because it smells, breaks down all the time, and has several unexplained stains in the back?

And huuuuuuuge. And dumps looooaaaaaadsssss!

 

[Silver Jelly]

And it's usually ridden by rednecks.

 

[Shannow]

Listen, what your mom and I roleplay at night is no one's business but our own.

 

[José]

I think the root of Christina Aguilera's problems come from her outfit, her makeup, her hair, and the fact that she's racked up some negative karma points over the years. The weight, while not ideal by any means, is really the least of her problems.

She is a mounster!!!!

 

[bhamv3]

... I don't know what to make of this necro.

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

So is a mounster much worse than your regular and generic kind of monster?

 

[Gared]

It's a British monster.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I thought maybe she was a Munster.

 

[Timmus]

She is a mounster!!!!

No way José!

 

[bhamv3]

No way José!

Damn! I wish I thought of this first!

 

[Timmus]

Glad you didn't. I had to add a French keyboard to my iPad to get it right. I needed this win!

 

[Calleja]

...wouldn't Spanish been easier?

Also.. Shego posted pictures of herself in 2011!?! what!? the only time i saw a "picture" of her was posing with her halforums mug... with her face covered by the durr face. I thought she was all secretive about that. Damn, now I'm curious what she looks like.

 

[bhamv3]

I might be mistaken, but I think she's only ever posted pictures of herself with a black bar over her eyes. Granted, the bars eventually got so thin it became a bit pointless, but still, I don't think she's ever posted a complete picture.

And then there's the Steve Buscemi eyes photo...

 

[Timmus]

...wouldn't Spanish been easier?

Also.. Shego posted pictures of herself in 2011!?! what!? the only time i saw a "picture" of her was posing with her halforums mug... with her face covered by the durr face. I thought she was all secretive about that. Damn, now I'm curious what she looks like.

I just needed it for the accent. Any Romance language would have done but I'm more familiar with French.

 

[bhamv3]

Couldn't you have copied and pasted his username?

 

[SpecialKO]

If you're using aniPad just hold down "E" and it will give you a bunch of accent options. Ēêèéëėę

 

[Adam]

I might be mistaken, but I think she's only ever posted pictures of herself with a black bar over her eyes. Granted, the bars eventually got so thin it became a bit pointless, but still, I don't think she's ever posted a complete picture.

And then there's the Steve Buscemi eyes photo...

Don't remind her, she might be watching!

 

[Telephius]

Don't remind her, she might be watching!

You forgot to add "With her cold dead Buscemi eyes."