[Food] And millions of sticks of butter simultaneously cried out in joy...

[BananaHands]

Penis size. Duh.

EDIT

And before someone accuses me of being sexist, it is my understanding that female happiness is in fact also measured this way.

Dammit.

What, it's not measured in amount of shoes?

ohgodpleaseforgiveme

 

[fade]

Penis size. Duh.

EDIT

And before someone accuses me of being sexist, it is my understanding that female happiness is in fact also measured this way.

Dammit.

I was led to believe that true metric was not the size of one's ship, but the motion of one's ocean.

 

[Fun Size]

And you go on believing that if it helps.

 

[Covar]

It does

 

[Gilgamesh]

I was led to believe that true metric was not the size of one's ship, but the motion of one's ocean.

It's a combination of both. With only one, it's half as fulfilling. Which is enough for some.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Wal Mart has ended their relationship with her. When Wal Mart says you're racist, that's when you know it's bad...

 

[bhamv3]

BananaHands is my new favorite-est poster on Halforums.

 

[filmfanatic]

If I may chime in on the Giada love, she's good but I do enjoy a bit of British flavor.

 

[Ravenpoe]

If I may chime in on the Giada love, she's good but I do enjoy a bit of British flavor.

I'm sorry, but I've eaten British 'cuisine' and they don't have flavor.

 

[sixpackshaker]

If I may chime in on the Giada love, she's good but I do enjoy a bit of British flavor.

It is hard to say how much I hate her husband.

 

[Frank]

I'm sorry, but I've eaten British 'cuisine' and they don't have flavor.

Dislike. Cause it ain't true.

 

[BananaHands]

Hey, if we're listing 'em. Here's Aida.

All about 'dem chefs that actually make healthy food on the Food Network.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I'm sorry, but I've eaten British 'cuisine' and they don't have flavor.

Hi there. The British quarter of me would like to have a word.

 

[MindDetective]

"Come see the violence inherent in the system!"

 

[Ravenpoe]

Hi there. The British quarter of me would like to have a word.

The nerd in me would answer that word.

 

[Frank]

Charon's gear is so much cooler than mine. I have a wind breaker.

 

[bhamv3]

Hi there. The British quarter of me would like to have a word.

Source.

 

[figmentPez]

I love Alton Brown's tweets:

 

[Bowielee]

I loved Concerned so much.

 

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I love Alton Brown's tweets:

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like an orange on a toothpick.

HEAD! PANTS! NOW!