Breaking Bad (here there be spoilers)

[Ravenpoe]

Three minutes into the premiere, and I already notice something. Not only does Walt look like Gordon Freeman, HE HAS A CROWBAR!

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[Charlie Don't Surf]

I can't breathe

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I don't know what to do with my hands

 

[Ravenpoe]

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

shit


fuck


aaahhhhhhhhh

 

[Piotyr]

Tread lightly.

 

[Frank]

Just posted this in media.

Holy shit, trying to watch Dexter (something I've been doing so far this season that feels like a chore more than actual enjoyment) after Breaking Bad was like being asked to saw off my dick directly after receiving the world's greatest blowjob.

Looks like you're out Dex.

 

[BananaHands]

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Just posted this in media.

Seriously. Breaking Bad just made it so obvious how dull Dexter has become.

 

[Espy]

Tread lightly.

THISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!111

DAMN! What a great show.

 

[Gryfter]

Sunday cannot come soon enough.

 

[Ravenpoe]

This is an amazing video montage.

Spoilers up through all but the second half of the last season (which we're on now) so, you know, be warned.

 

[Gryfter]

Badger's Star Trek script in animated form!

Spoiler

 

[PatrThom]

I haven't watched the show at all, but I know enough to know that this is hilarious*.

--Patrick
*If you don't live in America.

 

[Gryfter]

This show has the best cast.

How the show will really end.

 

[Espy]

That last episode was... The ending of it... Man I'm freaking out.

 

[blotsfan]

Finally got caught up. That last episode...

 

[IronBrig4]

Dang, the White family's Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year.

 

[Frank]

I had to stop watching it for about an hour after the Hank bit.

 

[Frank]

You know, I like reading the AV Club reviews and the comments because you can get some good insightful commentary in there (fucking shocker) sometimes. This episode, nothing but Walt Jr. breakfast "jokes". That didn't stop being funny fucking years ago. God damn internet.

 

[Timmus]

 

[Ravenpoe]

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Spoiler

Even bleeding on the desert floor and about to die, Hank was an uncompromising badass.

 

[Timmus]

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Spoiler

Even bleeding on the desert floor and about to die, Hank was an uncompromising badass.

Dude man and that was just the first 20. That episode was rough the whole way through.

Spoiler

RIP Gommie you didn't even really care that much about the blue meth

 

[blotsfan]

So I'm just gonna go ahead with what I think is going to happen (which inevitably won't be close to correct:

Spoiler

Walter goes back to kill the Nazis and save Jesse. Jesse (understandably) does not like Walter very much. Emotional conversation where Jesse forgives him, only to find that he actually used the ricin on Walt. Walt accepts his fate, goes to see his family one last time and tells them he's going to die and leaves them the money. He kills himself before the poison takes over, but the autopsy finds the poison in him, which causes Marie to get arrested for killing him (remember she mentioned looking up poisons to her therapist).

 

[Timmus]

So I'm just gonna go ahead with what I think is going to happen (which inevitably won't be close to correct:

Spoiler

Walter goes back to kill the Nazis and save Jesse. Jesse (understandably) does not like Walter very much. Emotional conversation where Jesse forgives him, only to find that he actually used the ricin on Walt. Walt accepts his fate, goes to see his family one last time and tells them he's going to die and leaves them the money. He kills himself before the poison takes over, but the autopsy finds the poison in him, which causes Marie to get arrested for killing him (remember she mentioned looking up poisons to her therapist).

Spoiler

Solid theory except that I think walt doses himself with the ricin. I'm not seeing a plausible way for it to change hands from walt to Jesse where Jesse can poison him. Also I don't think Walt thinks Jesse is alive and will probably stumble upon him while he is exacting revenge against the Nazi's.

 

[Frank]

I'm not gonna spoiler this because it's based entirely on knowledge of the show up to date and writing this is more effort than typing spoiler tags so I'm not even sure why I did it instead of spoiler tags.

@blotsfan Solid theory, but Walt needs to find out that Jesse isn't dead first since as far as he currently knows, Jesse has a bullet in his head.

 

[IronBrig4]

Anybody else hear that Saul is getting his own spin-off series? I'm looking forward to his and Huell's new adventures together.

The Huell emoticon... /-_-\

 

[Frank]

They're also doing a Walking Dead spinoff because, fuck it, who needs new innovative programming?

 

[blotsfan]

I'm not gonna spoiler this because it's based entirely on knowledge of the show up to date and writing this is more effort than typing spoiler tags so I'm not even sure why I did it instead of spoiler tags.

@blotsfan Solid theory, but Walt needs to find out that Jesse isn't dead first since as far as he currently knows, Jesse has a bullet in his head.

Yeah, like Timmus said I meant that he'll find Jesse when killing nazis. Not that his motivation for going there is to save him.

 

[Frank]

Spoiler

Solid theory except that I think walt doses himself with the ricin. I'm not seeing a plausible way for it to change hands from walt to Jesse where Jesse can poison him. Also I don't think Walt thinks Jesse is alive and will probably stumble upon him while he is exacting revenge against the Nazi's.

Yeah, that makes some sense.

Yeah, like Timmus said I meant that he'll find Jesse when killing nazis. Not that his motivation for going there is to save him.

I posted before reading Timmus' post. I should have done that.

 

[checkeredhat]

Every episode this season is holyfuckier than the last.

 

[Frank]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/breaking-bad-director-doing-death-629957

The Baby Holly moment with Walt in the restroom was a standout moment. How did that work out so well?

We got really lucky, actually. You can't really direct a baby. We were playing at the scene, and originally as written it was just going to be a beat where Bryan lifts Baby Holly up to eye level, and just looking at her Walt has this change of heart and realizes he can't do it. He lifted up the baby, and the baby's mom was three feet away behind the camera, and the baby had eye contact with the mom, and she started saying the word "mama" over and over. Bryan used it and played it perfectly. Obviously the baby was brilliant, but the credit goes to Bryan for using that and playing off of it so well. That's the sort of thing you can never plan, and you have to go with it when it happens.

Bryan Cranston is getting every Emmy ever made for the next 19 years.

And give one to the baby too.

 

[Espy]

WOW. They keep topping themselves. What a jaw droppingly awesome episode.

 

[Piotyr]

Man, all that happened in that episode, and to me, the most heart wrenching scene was the baby saying "Mama" repeatedly.

 

[Timmus]

Man, all that happened in that episode, and to me, the most heart wrenching scene was the baby saying "Mama" repeatedly.

onions bro, onions.

 

[blotsfan]

It's funny, when I saw that I just thought "what convenient timing." Turns out it was

 

[Espy]

Man, that scene.... my wife and I both wanted to go wake our daughter up and hug her.