I just had sex thread

bhamv3

bhamv3

Jay said:
Baby hit the sack early tonight and wife was feeling frisky missing me all day while I was out.... and showed up at the door like this.


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.... and I'm done.
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I read this as you showed up at your door dressed up like that, and briefly wondered 1. How you managed to fit in it, and 2. Just what your job is, exactly.
 
Terrik

Terrik

Going back to work has been too stressful and exhausting to get me into the mood. I think my fiance would be more understanding if I wasn't playing DOTA while explaining it.
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Terrik said:
Going back to work has been too stressful and exhausting to get me into the mood. I think my fiance would be more understanding if I wasn't playing DOTA while explaining it.
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Ask her if she'd be willing to go bottom. If you know what I mean. :unibrow:
 
Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

I know sex while playing a game is mostly for -I've done it- factor but we've both come on to the other while one plays a game that it's just too much fun trying to watch the person concentrate on the game while it gets heated.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Any mutliplayer game we're both playing with even the slightest competitive aspect to it and we end up abandoning the game console after 30 minutes. So many unfinished Mario Parties ...

Oh shit, that's why she keeps wanting to play Borderlands! Damn, damn, fuck, damn, so many missed opportunities.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

On the MUD I play, there's a well-known married couple who are both quite flirtatious with other players. They're both ok with the other person having mudsex with other people, since the end result is generally that they get so horny they end up jumping their spouse.

I believe one guy characterized it as "Dammit, I do all the hard work warming her up, and he's the one who benefits!"
 
Shawn

Shawn

My wife would be furious if I got turned on enough by someone/thing else and then came to her wanting to get it on.
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Shawnacy said:
My wife would be furious if I got turned on enough by someone/thing else and then came to her wanting to get it on.
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Well, yeah, but your wife gets mad about a lot of things.

bhamv3 said:
On the MUD I play, there's a well-known married couple who are both quite flirtatious with other players. They're both ok with the other person having mudsex with other people, since the end result is generally that they get so horny they end up jumping their spouse.

I believe one guy characterized it as "Dammit, I do all the hard work warming her up, and he's the one who benefits!"
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Hold on. People play MUDs for things other than mudsex?
 
Frank

Frank

Man, if letting outside things get my girlfriend hot and bothered bothered me, Spartacus would have been my least favorite show of all time. Spartacus is not my least favorite show of all time.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Frank said:
Man, if letting outside things get my girlfriend hot and bothered bothered me, Spartacus would have been my least favorite show of all time. Spartacus is not my least favorite show of all time.
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Dat Manu Bennett.

And I'm actually sitting at work mudding right now. It's better than the alternative, which is actually doing my work.
 
blotsfan

blotsfan

Zero Esc said:
Any mutliplayer game we're both playing with even the slightest competitive aspect to it and we end up abandoning the game console after 30 minutes. So many unfinished Mario Parties ...
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Thats lucky. Mario Party usually just causes my girlfriend and I to hate each other for the rest of the day.
 
Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

Our sex life is pretty regular and some have already complained when I talk about our extra activities, so this time all I'm posting is that once last night and then woken up the next morning to it again is a damn good feeling. Who says the sex life decreases as marriage goes on? Pfft, 11yrs and it's still hot!
 
WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Gilgamesh said:
Who says the sex life decreases as marriage goes on? Pfft, 11yrs and it's still hot!
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Married going on 10 years this year and neither of us has a complaint except we'd like to do it more often. Between his work schedule and me with everything else, we're tired by the time the kids are in bed.
 
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