I just had sex thread

Ravenpoe · Feb 19, 2014

Shawnacy said:
Can't have sex. Baby wakes up and stares at us.

Sounds like it's time to show that baby who the alpha male of the house is.

...

Or just go to another room. It'll be fine.

Jay · Feb 20, 2014

Shawnacy said:
Can't have sex. Baby wakes up and stares at us.

Do what I do.

"Shhh, daddy needs to bust a nut. Your brother wants to join the battle."

fade · Feb 20, 2014

Hmm...

No such luck here. It's been 1-2 times a month since I met my wife. Sometimes less. And I've never even considered the notion of being too tired for it.

Jay · Mar 7, 2014

Cajungal · Mar 7, 2014

Jake and I found an Adam and Eve shop on our vacation. Fun new things happened.

blotsfan · Mar 7, 2014

Threesome with a snake?

Cajungal · Mar 7, 2014

blotsfan said:
Threesome with a snake?

Fruit and fig leaves for everybody!

Just Me · Mar 7, 2014

Cajungal said:
Jake and I found an Adam and Eve shop on our vacation. Fun new things happened.

New things happened and you got evicted?

Jay · Mar 7, 2014

Naiwen · Mar 10, 2014

I am virgin actually, never had sex with anyone.

Krisken · Mar 10, 2014

Naiwen said:
I am virgin actually, never had sex with anyone.

And that's ok too.

Officer_Charon · Mar 21, 2014

She was on an enforced hiatus after our son was born.

We were SUPPOSED to wait until the doctor cleared us... but she had to reschedule that appointment.

But since I was already "in the area," as it were...

That was the quickest run to the pharmacy EVER.

Piotyr · Mar 22, 2014

Five year drought? Note-worthy.

Chad Sexington · Mar 22, 2014

Piotyr said:
Five year drought? Note-worthy.

Yikes. I thought 3 years was bad.

Adam · Mar 26, 2014

On a sexbattical. Hopefully I wont post an update for a year or so.

Celt Z · Apr 6, 2014

... you guys, this "Halforums pin-ups" was a great idea. Mr. Z heartily approves!

BananaHands · Apr 8, 2014

Weeeeeeeelp....

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Espy · Apr 8, 2014

I feel like BananaHands is trying to tell us something. Like he just had sex with his iPhone using Tapatalk.

Adam · Apr 11, 2014

Adam said:
On a sexbattical. Hopefully I wont post an update for a year or so.

Well, that lasted two weeks...

Tress · Apr 11, 2014

For what it's worth, you made it farther than I thought you would

Krisken · Apr 11, 2014

Adam said:
Well, that lasted two weeks...

You're an oak.

Adam · Apr 11, 2014

Krisken said:
You're an oak.

I exist now only as a shriveled up shell

GasBandit · Apr 11, 2014

Was it at least not with Flipout McPsychochick?

Chad Sexington · Apr 11, 2014

You gotta learn to be like me George Costanza

fade · Apr 11, 2014

GasBandit said:
Was it at least not with Flipout McPsychochick?

The McPsychochick is my favorite McDonalds sandwich. It's L-S-Delicious!

BananaHands · Apr 14, 2014

This might fall under the realm of TMI, but I kicked porn and all that stuff associated with it to the curb like a month and a half ago and it had done absolute wonders for the ol' sex life.

Anyway. Yesterday was a good day.

Bowielee · Apr 14, 2014

If it weren't for porn, I wouldn't HAVE a sex life.

:foreveralone:

Gilgamesh · Apr 14, 2014

Whenever I hear about people giving up porn to have a good/better sex life, I always just think:

Ravenpoe · Apr 14, 2014

Bowielee said:
If it weren't for porn, I wouldn't HAVE a sex life.

I'd high five you, but I know exactly where your hand has been.

Celt Z · Apr 14, 2014

Bowielee said:
If it weren't for porn, I wouldn't HAVE a sex life.

TIL Bowielee is a porn star. :eek:

GasBandit · Apr 14, 2014

Memories are my porn.

BananaHands · Apr 14, 2014

Bowielee said:
If it weren't for porn, I wouldn't HAVE a sex life.

I'd hit the 'hug' button, but I'm afraid I'd stick to you.

Ravenpoe · Apr 14, 2014

BananaHands said:
I'd hit the 'hug' button, but I'm afraid I'd stick to you.

Let's be honest here, everyone in this thread is sticky for some reason or another.

Cheesy1 · Apr 14, 2014

I am the bunny. And no, that number of lovers on my belly has not happened recently.

Bubble181 · Apr 15, 2014

There are two ways porn can influence your love life. The "makes your partner horny as well so increases it" variety is more fun than the "it takes the edge off so I'm less pushing and don't need it as often"