[Gaming] Overwatch (#boycottblizz)

[GasBandit]

A guide to the players of the heroes of Overwatch:

I especially like all the squiggly red lines.

This one needs Symmetra:

"But are you down to Yiff?" - Terrik, 2016

 

[Terrik]

Ah ahaha that Roadhog description.

 

[Null]

According to that chart, I guess I'd play Bastion or Winston.



Or dwarf guy.

 

[GasBandit]

According to that chart, I guess I'd play Bastion or Winston.



Or dwarf guy.

With your lag? Definitely dwarf guy.

 

[GasBandit]

Hard to decide which thread this goes in.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Turrets are no problem to take out once you know how.

I've learned that D.Va is not just a bullet shield, but also a bomb and a battering ram. People seem to ignore her when she's outside her mech too, so I've stalled up the enemy payload just by crouching and crawling around it while waiting for my mech to regen.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Turrets are no problem to take out once you know how.

I've learned that D.Va is not just a bullet shield, but also a bomb and a battering ram. People seem to ignore her when she's outside her mech too, so I've stalled up the enemy payload just by crouching and crawling around it while waiting for my mech to regen.

D.Va is great at harassing. She has great mobility, she should be zooming into the enemy's back lines to shoot up their squishies.

 

[Terrik]

Finally earned my "cute" spray

 

[GasBandit]

More OverDad.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

I know I haven't played, but for an ambush character, it seems like pooping guns everywhere you've been would be counterproductive.

--Patrick

 

[Dei]

Gas, you know that Terrik and I are totally playing ranked mode when it hits live right? :x

http://trib.al/ImZ3diV

 

[GasBandit]

Gas, you know that Terrik and I are totally playing ranked mode when it hits live right? :x

http://trib.al/ImZ3diV

I look forward to dragging down your ELO.[DOUBLEPOST=1466203762,1466203622][/DOUBLEPOST]Otaku Roadhog skin?

 

[PatrThom]

Brining in waifus?
Is that supposed to be salty?

--Patrick

 

[Terrik]

Considering how this game started, we probably shouldn't have won.

 

[GasBandit]

Considering how this game started, we probably shouldn't have won.

"Yeah but your videos are shit and you never put em-" PUT EM WHAT, Gas Bandit? Put em WHAT?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dei]

How many times did Reinhardt break the turret you tried to repeatedly build in the same place?

 

[GasBandit]

How many times did Reinhardt break the turret you tried to repeatedly build in the same place?

One time less than was necessary!

 

[GasBandit]

In which Gas Bandit tries to be less salty. Tries hard.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Tonight I learned a new strategy--dance around the point, but never get on it. Instant win--for the other team!

 

[Bowielee]

Hey guys. Lost power at my house. Sorry about dropping out.

 

[PatrThom]

Hey guys. Lost power at my house. Sorry about dropping out.

It's an epidemic.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Hey guys. Lost power at my house. Sorry about dropping out.

Well, I'm just glad it wasn't my scintillating motivational speechesCOCKSHITBATFUCKGARGHCMMABLGLHA ... ahem... that made you leave.

 

[GasBandit]

So there's a chinese knockoff Overwatch because of course there is because China.

 

[Bubble181]

I'm surprised he's surprised, and I also find it odd that apparently he only cares about the gaming industry. This isn't what "the gaming industry" is coming to, it's what most industries are coming to. Chinese knock-offs and reskins are pretty much everywhere. Copyright isn't a Universal Human Right, you know.

 

[Terrik]

Hrm, apparently there's more info in this reddit link. Apparently it's just a tech demo from a developer conference:

I'm surprised he's surprised, and I also find it odd that apparently he only cares about the gaming industry. This isn't what "the gaming industry" is coming to, it's what most industries are coming to. Chinese knock-offs and reskins are pretty much everywhere. Copyright isn't a Universal Human Right, you know.

The great irony of course, is the U.S. use to do what China does now and it was Europe whining about us.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Sure, Gas. Blame the cat.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Sure, Gas. Blame the cat.

--Patrick

It's not even remotely the first time he's pulled this. I crashed into many a hillside in War Thunder because the cat pounced me mid-battle.

 

[PatrThom]

It's not even remotely the first time he's pulled this. I crashed into many a hillside in War Thunder because the cat pounced me mid-battle.

If I was (a lot!) better at Photoshop, I'd whip up a "Play of the Game: Cat" screen with "eliminated Gasbandit."

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

It's been a productive morning.

 

[PatrThom]

It's been a productive morning.

...says @GasBotdit.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

So much for positivity. You can tell I'm really cheesed off when I switch to Bastion.