Oh, now that's just disturbing Nick.
The proprtions are all wrong. The torso is way too short compared to the head. Also skin tight clothing over flat crotch implying that Dick has no dick.
Creepy 30-Something Dude Hits on Teenage Barista, Gets Banned, Throws Fit
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He's suffering from Comic Ladies' Spine! We're going to need treatment. Quick, someone find Rob Liefeld and slap him!
That's not Comic Ladies' Spine. Comic Ladies' Spine involves the chest & butt facing in the same direction, this is a weirdly short spine.
But(t) treatment should still involve slapping Rob Liefeld anyway.
But(t) treatment should still involve slapping Rob Liefeld anyway.
His Carel Struycken impression is on point.Clearly I need to step up my game.
--Patrick
Aw come on, there was perving here and I missed it?
Back on topic regarding the creepy guy hitting on the barista, I'm personally inclined to be a bit more sympathetic towards him. There's no denying that his behavior and his beliefs are creepy and unhinged, but there, for the grace of god, go I. I remember what it's like to so palpably desperate for companionship, to want to put stock in anything, anything at all, that might help me get a girlfriend or help explain why I don't have a girlfriend. Dodgy biology lessons? That so easily could've been me.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hug my wife now and thank her for rescuing me from a life as a creepy old man.
Back on topic regarding the creepy guy hitting on the barista, I'm personally inclined to be a bit more sympathetic towards him. There's no denying that his behavior and his beliefs are creepy and unhinged, but there, for the grace of god, go I. I remember what it's like to so palpably desperate for companionship, to want to put stock in anything, anything at all, that might help me get a girlfriend or help explain why I don't have a girlfriend. Dodgy biology lessons? That so easily could've been me.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hug my wife now and thank her for rescuing me from a life as a creepy old man.
Are you calling decency privilege on us?
I mean ... I guess? At my loneliest I never talked or wrote or thought like that, but maybe I was raised better than that guy.
But it feels like he's doing the opposite of this. He seems to believe he is entitled to a particular type of woman, thus closing himself off from a number of relationships, and is using faulty logic to back that up. He's also being very aggressive about it, which isn't excusable.
There's a big difference from the awkward, pervy thoughts people have in their head, and being so aggressive that the authorities need to step in. I'm going to assume you never got to the point where the cops had to be involved, or removed from a job because of your behavior.
That's the thing that most gets me and makes me question what exactly was on that note: according to him, there was an officer there waiting for him the next time he went in. I imagine he must have said in his note when he'd be coming back. But it also begs the question why they called the cops on him and not any other of your typical creepazoids that, sadly, many females have to put up with in customer service.
That's a good point. It's possible he wrote something alarming enough that elevated himself above the usual problem.
"Hey! This note is totally not about sex, but let me give you this great description about how healthy my semen is!"
"This isn't about negging; it's science!"
GasBandit
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The way things are these days, he could have just been quoting rap lyrics."Hey! This note is totally not about sex, but let me give you this great description about how healthy my semen is!"
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How did I miss this? Being older (i.e. having more telomeric shortening due to age) does not mean you won't give your partner cancer. How the fuck does that even work? The only conceivable notion of this I can entertain is children fathered by an older male might have a HIGHER risk of cancer due to shitty older genes getting passed on. Telomeres HELP keep your DNA from getting damaged during replication due the the inherent nature of the process causing the ends to shorten at each replication cycle. As you get older your DNA literally starts losing information which is one of the leading theories behind aging. Lengthening telomeres is actually a really cool area of study. Things like exercise and good diet are shown to promote telomere lengthening.
This guy is literally bragging about being a tired, old sack of shit with bad genes.
Dave, being old and tired, perhaps you can give us some insight here?
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If pervy thoughts were illegal, I'd probably be on death row.
A death row run entirely by female guards, amirite?
Somehow, I hadn't realized that Dick basically went full JoJo part 1 in this pic....
Are we gauging by intensity or frequency? Because honestly I think it's a toss-up either way.
Edit: What I meant to say was MY THOUGHTS AREN'T PERVY!
GasBandit
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I think the real question is, given my expressive nature contrasting your repressive nature, what effect is made thereby? Does my perversion grow more via sharing, or does yours grow more from being bottled up?
I think it's already been posted there. It's familiar.That's not ugh.
THIS is ugh.
(almost posted it to the Misanthropy thread)
That sounds like the badly translated tagline to a spankalicious GasBandit/Ravenpoe bara dojinshi.
Denial is just schtick. If you've paid close attention in that other thread, I'm more than fine sharing whenever people ask. I just usually assume the 'normies' don't want to know.
GasBandit
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Yeah, but you weren't the one who felt compelled to start and continually update said other thread.
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Yeah, but who's MOST pervy? It's like Goku and Vegeta yelling and glowing brighter and brighter.[DOUBLEPOST=1483741053][/DOUBLEPOST]
Oh, they're about to bone. And it's gonna be brutal.
This is what the rewritten scanlation uses as their tagline instead.