Happy 2022!

[bhamv3]

Once again I, on the Pacific Rim, am the first to reach 2022! My resolution is the same as it has always been: to reach next year without incident. Happy new year!

 

[Dave]

Back atcha. My New Year's resolution is to figure out my finances and move to Tech 1 at my job.

 

[Bubble181]

And a happy new year for all you halforumites from Belgium, too!

 

[chris]

Happy new year from Germany

 

[jwhouk]

Don't think I'm gonna make it awake until 0500 UTC, so happy new year everyone.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dirona]

Happy new year! May it be at least slightly better than the last one.

 

[Gryfter]

 

[Celt Z]

Happy new year from Jersey! Fist pumps all around! (At a social distance)

 

[evilmike]

Happy New Year, everyone!

 

[DarkAudit]

One of these years I'll be able to sleep through the turnover. This was not one of those years.

also, this...

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Simfers]

Happy new year, Halforumites! More than anything, I wish for 2022 to just be... boring. A nice, normal, uninteresting year. Wouldn't that be lovely?

And may we all be here and healthy at the end.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[HCGLNS]

Pajamas all day in twenty twenty two!
Yabba dabba yabba dabba yabba dabba doo!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[bhamv3]

Is that the Rooster Teeth crew?

 

[GasBandit]

Is that the Rooster Teeth crew?

Yep.

 

[bhamv3]

I literally only recognized them because Barbara is hot as hell.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I'm over a week late, because I forgot to check my favourite annual tradition at the end of each year: learning what idiots got stuck in certain orifices.

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector

Here now, the traditional holiday recounting of the weirdest stuff hospitals found in America's holes.

defector.com

 

[Celt Z]

I choked on my tea laughing at “PATIENT WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND LAST NIGHT AND A VIBRATOR WAS PLACED IN HER VAGINA IT IS STILL VIBRATING AND IS STUCK” . I'm sure that is insanely uncomfortable and embarrassing, but the fact that it's still vibrating...

Meanwhile, my eyes can't roll hard enough at the guys who swear they "just sat on something" and it happened to get stuck in their rectum. Okay, so, your clothes just "magically" disappeared at that moment, but even a vagina that had pushed out a baby or so still needs a little effort to get a tampon in, so there is NO WAY your rectum suddenly became a space vacuum and perfectly HOOVERED up a nearby object with no effort on your part. You embarrass yourself more by even trying to lie.

....gahhh, I'm so annoyed. Look what you made me do, internet!

Spoiler: why did you make me think of this?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Look fellas, we've all been there, right?

We've all had something stuck in the meatus of our penis.

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[GasBandit]

“STUCK A ‘HARD POOP’ UP HER NOSE THAT SHE FOUND IN HER SISTER’S DRAWER IN THE BEDROOM”

.... wat.

-Gas "I believe there is a Vape in my rectum and I am not answering any questions" Bandit

 

[drifter]

Look fellas, we've all been there, right?

We've all has something stuck in the meatus of our penis.

View attachment 40032

http://old.reddit.com/r/sounding (Link very NSFW. Don't click if squeamish)

 

[ThatNickGuy]

http://old.reddit.com/r/sounding (Link very NSFW. Don't click if squeamish)

Yeeeeeeah, no. I should have signs installed there and on my butt labeled "exit only."

 

[PatrThom]

There was also that story on reddit recently about the guy who took the phrase "penis pump" a little too literally.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

.....there is NO WAY your rectum suddenly became a space vacuum...

Oh sweet Jesus, I just spat water on my poor cat! I'm dying here!

 

[PatrThom]

Oh sweet Jesus, I just spat water on my poor cat!

I am so glad you didn't word this differently.

--Patrick