Gusto. You da man.
Incidentally, I'm heading to one of the local universities in 45 minutes for Dungeons and Dragons.There's only one solution to this: Ale and whores.
Men don't feel!I don't feel like the man.
That priest doesn't seem very pleased with the heart he pulled out. Probably didn't expect it to look so much like an apple.
The fact is, he's very pale and completely down right now.I just took a call for Disney World's Hospital in Florida.
I hope Donald is ok
Why, then, would Bill want Bud to fight the Bride? Considering that she took out O-Ren AFTER she had killed or maimed her gang single-handedly, would Bud - a beer-swilling redneck living in a trailer and claiming he had pawned his priceless Hattori Hanzo blade - have had a snowball's chance in hell? I mean, he didn't actually fight the Bride. He disabled her long enough to bury her alive.So Bud would not be scared shitless to fight The Bride.
Both of them probably knew exactly how well the Bride could handle a sword. 88, 85, 144, I don't think the Bride would have much trouble with any amount of mostly untrained mooks. Bill probably didn't know how many bodyguards O-Ren had exactly, nor did he care, but he did know that she had a lot, and that the Bride killed them all.Weird thing I started wondering... In Kill Bill, Part 2 Bill is telling Budd about how the Bride went and killed O-Ren Ishii and her gang, the Crazy 88. Budd asks if she really killed eighty-eight bodyguards, and Bill says no, they were just called the Crazy 88 because it sounded cool, or something like that.
I just watched Kill Bill, and remembering that statement I decided for laughs to count how many of the Kato-masked thugs the Bride turns into katana depositories in that fight scene. Not counting O-Ren, Gogo Yubari (the psycho school girl with the meteor hammer) and Sofie Fatale (the chick who got her arm cut off), I counted... eighty-five. Which, counting for the margin of error in a high-octane fight scene with people dying left and right, is pretty damn close to eighty-eight. So I started wondering, is Bill just one of those old guys who think the antics of the younger people are stupid and shit, or is he lying to Budd? And if he's lying, then why?
That's how I get dressed every morning.