A thread in which phil hits on you.
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Cuyval Dar
Shannow
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Thread over.
North_Ranger
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"Do you have a magnet in your ass, or why can't I take my eyes off of it?"
"Your father must be a milkman, since you have such lovely juggs."
"You. Me. My place. Today."
"My name is (Your Name Here). There, now you'll know whose name to scream when you get the orgasm of a lifetime."
"Excuse me, can I borrow your cellphone? Why? I would like to call your mother and thank her."
"I left my keys at home. Can I stay over at your place?"
"Your father must be a milkman, since you have such lovely juggs."
"You. Me. My place. Today."
"My name is (Your Name Here). There, now you'll know whose name to scream when you get the orgasm of a lifetime."
"Excuse me, can I borrow your cellphone? Why? I would like to call your mother and thank her."
"I left my keys at home. Can I stay over at your place?"
Do you have any Irish in ya? Do you wants some?
So would your boyfriend mind if you bought me a drink?
So would your boyfriend mind if you bought me a drink?
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Philosopher B.
There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up?
I'm a man of few words. Wanna fuck?
I'm a man of few words. Wanna fuck?
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ThatNickGuy
Do you like shellfish? 'Cause I got a full plate of muscles! *flexes*
*undoes his pants and pulls 'em down* So, how about it?
*bends over backwards so I'm basically thrusting at you* Listen, I could care less, but my crotch would like to buy you a beer.
Have you seen my beachball? It's shaped...a little...like this! *flex with arms in front like you're holding a big ball*
*undoes his pants and pulls 'em down* So, how about it?
*bends over backwards so I'm basically thrusting at you* Listen, I could care less, but my crotch would like to buy you a beer.
Have you seen my beachball? It's shaped...a little...like this! *flex with arms in front like you're holding a big ball*
:hitit:
Hay baby
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Philosopher B.
I've actually said that before, word for word.
North_Ranger
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I have a plan, and it's as hot as my pants!
the ones you aren't wearing?
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SeraRelm
"Hey baby, you got a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I wanna fuck you."
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WolfOfOdin
"I'm drunk, you're attractive enough."
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Andromache
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this sentence hurts. Am I missing something, or is it not supposed to make sense?
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Skinny Santa
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this sentence hurts. Am I missing something, or is it not supposed to make sense?[/QUOTE]
Original one is You got a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants or something like that.
Post pick up lines are kind of a joke trend
Did you fall from heaven? Lets fuck etc..
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Wasabi Poptart
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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this sentence hurts. Am I missing something, or is it not supposed to make sense?[/quote]
Original one is You got a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants or something like that.
Post pick up lines are kind of a joke trend
Did you fall from heaven? Lets fuck etc..[/QUOTE]
Mo' like: Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause you shoulda landed RIGHT HERE BABY! (It should be noted that I am pointing to my "hammer" [WHO WILL SAY IT FIRST?!?] )
Cajungal
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I've deflated "can I buy you a drink" users so bad. I can't flirt...frickin... at all.
"That depends. Is this a drink and friendly conversation with pleasant-looking company or a drink bought in hopes that, by the end of the night, I'll want to go home with you?"
I just like for things to be clear!
"That depends. Is this a drink and friendly conversation with pleasant-looking company or a drink bought in hopes that, by the end of the night, I'll want to go home with you?"
I just like for things to be clear!
North_Ranger
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Hey girls, look at my machinery!
Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't like them on my conscience. Not when they ought to be on my face!
Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't like them on my conscience. Not when they ought to be on my face!
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WolfOfOdin
Superize! I drugged your drink
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