Asshole cops! Okay, not really.

[Dave]

This one is for LeQuack. It's....


KITTY ATTACK!!

 

[phil]

first reaction: I'm surprised he didn't shoot it, then plant cocaine on it, amirite?

second reaction: OH HAI! I IZ BAKUP U CALLED IN! KITTY KOP DOES NOT LIEK SPEEDING

third reaction: shit dude, stop kicking it. Just jingle your keys and stomp around or something.

 

[Rob King]

That cat is looking to get tazed.

 

[Dave]

That isn't as much a kick as a "kitty-scoot". It's a maneuver often used by cat owners. Cats who get the scoot secretly like it and have formed some sort of club.

 

[GasBandit]

We secretly switched Officer Smith's normal laundry detergent with catnip. Let's see if he notices the difference.

 

[Krisken]

haha, very nice! That guy has massive patience.

 

[drawn_inward]

Pretty tame. I kept waiting for him to kick it across the yard. Since it was a black cat, it's lucky it didn't get beat and arrested.

 

[sixpackshaker]

If a black cat crosses your path...

just how unlucky is that cop now?

 

[Shakey]

All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

 

[drawn_inward]

Right meow?

 

[North_Ranger]

It was funny until he started kicking the kitty Police brutality! POLICE BRUTALITY!

 

[sixpackshaker]

Friendliest Barn-Cat ever.

 

[North_Ranger]

Friendliest Barn-Cat ever.

Pussycats and uniforms, amirite?

 

[Espy]

That is ONE persistent little bugger.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I am shocked the cat was not chip shotted (kicked) into the air and used for target practice.

 

[North_Ranger]

I am shocked the cat was not chip shotted (kicked) into the air and used for target practice.

 

[Ross]

(language NSFW)

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

Right meow?

Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

 

[Dave]

Did you just say meow?

 

[Shakey]

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

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Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

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Do you see me eating mice?

 

[David]

Well it looks like someone... let the cat out of the bag.


YEEAAAAAAAAAH

 

[General Specific]

 

[makare]

Whose cat is this!?
Lol that was so cute!

reminds me of Evil.

 

[IronBrig4]

OH MY GOD! We're surrendering our rights to these FASCISTS! NO! You can NEVER be nice to a police officer! They're out to take your FREEDOMS!

 

[Le Quack]

This is a freakin travesty people! Where's all the commotion?! This is serious, why hasnt CNN or MSNBC picked this up yet?


I swear police officers like these just get awa-

Oh, you mean its a funny video.... hmmmm

 

[Laurelai]

LOL that is soooo me on a scene if its not bad and there is a kitty (worse yet, a kitten) there. My lieutenant won't tell me if there's a cat there for just that reason.

 

[Rob King]

This is a freakin travesty people! Where's all the commotion?! This is serious, why hasnt CNN or MSNBC picked this up yet?


I swear police officers like these just get awa-

Oh, you mean its a funny video.... hmmmm

I am so glad you went along with this joke. As much as I might disagree with you while everyone is being serious, you win five points for being fun

 

[Calleja]

CAN I HAZ DONUT?