MONKEY KOMBAT!

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Great, now the monkeys only need to forge a alliance with the octopus and humanity is doomed.
And lo, the simians possessing martial arts rode into battle atop the shield-wielding octopi. Their enemies folded from the combination of head-kicks and coconut protection. Cities crumbled, fires left in their wake. It would only be a matter of time until birds brought forth coconuts from the sky. Thus began the end of humanity. Thus began...THE RISE OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.
 

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Great, now the monkeys only need to forge a alliance with the octopus and humanity is doomed.
And lo, the simians possessing martial arts rode into battle atop the shield-wielding octopi. Their enemies folded from the combination of head-kicks and coconut protection. Cities crumbled, fires left in their wake. It would only be a matter of time until birds brought forth coconuts from the sky. Thus began the end of humanity. Thus began...THE RISE OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.[/QUOTE]

Starring Will Ferrell.
 
Great, now the monkeys only need to forge a alliance with the octopus and humanity is doomed.
And lo, the simians possessing martial arts rode into battle atop the shield-wielding octopi. Their enemies folded from the combination of head-kicks and coconut protection. Cities crumbled, fires left in their wake. It would only be a matter of time until birds brought forth coconuts from the sky. Thus began the end of humanity. Thus began...THE RISE OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.[/quote]

Starring Will Ferrell.[/QUOTE]

Damn. The usual tired Will Ferrell antics vs. kunk fu, weapon wielding monkey awesomeness.

I CAN NOT TELL IF I WOULD WATCH THIS OR NOT!
 
Great, now the monkeys only need to forge a alliance with the octopus and humanity is doomed.
And lo, the simians possessing martial arts rode into battle atop the shield-wielding octopi. Their enemies folded from the combination of head-kicks and coconut protection. Cities crumbled, fires left in their wake. It would only be a matter of time until birds brought forth coconuts from the sky. Thus began the end of humanity. Thus began...THE RISE OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.[/quote]

Starring Will Ferrell.[/QUOTE]

Damn. The usual tired Will Ferrell antics vs. kunk fu, weapon wielding monkey awesomeness.

I CAN NOT TELL IF I WOULD WATCH THIS OR NOT![/QUOTE]
Actually...I might watch this. Though, I'd prefer Seth Rogen.
 
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"He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack."

Really?


I mean, really?


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Better yet.
 
Great, now the monkeys only need to forge a alliance with the octopus and humanity is doomed.
And lo, the simians possessing martial arts rode into battle atop the shield-wielding octopi. Their enemies folded from the combination of head-kicks and coconut protection. Cities crumbled, fires left in their wake. It would only be a matter of time until birds brought forth coconuts from the sky. Thus began the end of humanity. Thus began...THE RISE OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.[/QUOTE]

Who do you think was tossing those coconut halves into the ocean?

They have been planing this for years...
 
First music that popped in my head:

Also, I LOVE the main picture of that guy. I just imagine him yelling "CURSE MY HUBRIS!!!!!!!!" as his monkey plants a boot in his face.
 
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