Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Split...

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Yeah, celeb relationship news really belongs in "US/InTouch/Bullshitpaprazzimedicmagazine".

Can't see this doing anything other than going instantly off the rails here.
 
To be honest, I was just using it for a launching pad for a butt seks joke.


Ok, I'm on like an hour of sleep and it sounded really funny in my head.
 
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Odie

DRAMA LAMMA AWAY!!!!




Seriously though, who gives a shit about celebs and their drama?

I wonder what it would be like if we only heard stories about anything but the microscopic details of what our celebs are doing right this very instant , maybe we would get some actual news in a "news" broadcast
 
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Wasabi Poptart

Now my Christmas is REALLY RUINED! DAMN YOU BIG COUNTRY! They Were PERFECT for each other!! Why Gyllenspoon!?! WHY!!!! :Cry:
 

Dave

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Gyllenspoon?

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I suppose that's better than Witherhall.
 
I was just shocked, SHOCKED, that we have not had a Tiger discussion. It does seem to be the bigger story.
who cares[/QUOTE]

It has been the biggest distraction... I mean news story for nearly a month now.

And you have gone out of your way to comment on it...

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I was just shocked, SHOCKED, that we have not had a Tiger discussion. It does seem to be the bigger story.
Only because I'm sure somone has already beaten me to the "playing 18 holes" joke...[/quote]

Technically that only needs to be 6 women, although some may balk at playing the back 9.[/QUOTE]

And we have gone full circle.
 

fade

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Like 5 times now I read between the OP and CDS's post, and I still fail to see where anyone made fun of homosexuals. Anyway, it'd be pretty biased not to, since we make fun of heterosexuals regularly, too, on the basis of their heterosexual relationships. Objectively "fair" means the good and the bad.
 
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Kitty Sinatra

Curse you doomdragon!

I keep seeing that damn bird om nom noming.
 
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Dusty668

Can I please get some clarity here, gays that have lifetime commitments are threataning marriage, but celebrities that get married for like 60 hours or so are perfectly fine.

Can someone explain that to me, cause I am sitting in a biiig ol bucket of NOT GETTING IT over her, kthxbye.

 
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Gill Kaiser

I didn't even know they were an item...

can I call it pre-emptive knowledge rather than ignorance?
 
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Deschain

The moment I heard the news became the worst one in my life. I sank to my knees in crushing despair and screamed to a god I now knew neither heard nor cared.
 
Why is everyone sad? It means Reese Witherspoon is single again!


...oh, wait, nevermind.


And what's up with Tiger? Haven't heard anything about him?
 
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