I can predict the future!!

[fade]

Okay, so EVERYONE says my son looks like Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Poor kid has gotten it his whole life (esp. this time of year). Well I looked up Peter Billingsley, the actor who portrayed Ralphie. I found out he's been doing a lot, especially producing. Anyway, I was looking for an up-to-date photo, which I found on IMDB. Pretty good looking dude. But the photo struck me as really familiar. So I went back to my archives, and SIX YEARS AGO before my son was born, before anyone said anything about Ralphie, I had composited (crudely) the photos of my wife and me. The similarity is eerie. No making fun of my photo--I gained a little "sympathy weight" when my wife was pregnant--and I had rare short hair for interviewing.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: The photo on the left in Peter Billingsley, and the one on the right is the photoshopped composite of my wife and me.

 

[Dave]

Well hey, Ralphie! Where ya been?

 

[Green_Lantern]

I don't want to offend.... but did you photoshoped your face or something?

 

[tegid]

If I understand right, that's not him but a blend of him and his wife. So yeah, phoshopped.

 

[Silver Jelly]

Awesome XD

 

[tegid]

Indeed.

 

[Dusty668]

I thought I saw a pixel in that.

 

[fade]

Yeah...that was the whole point. It's right there in the OP.

EDIT: Whoops. That was supposed to quote Green_Lantern. Guess I hit the wrong button.

 

[@Li3n]

Those are some creepy looking eyes... way too big for the face... should be in a Disney film.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Yeah...that was the whole point. It's right there in the OP.

EDIT: Whoops. That was supposed to quote Green_Lantern. Guess I hit the wrong button.

Sorry, I don't know how i could have missed that part.

I need to get my eyes checked. (Actually literal, this glasses is like 3 years old).

 

[Calleja]

Wow.. ralphie became one attractive man.

 

[General Specific]

Predicting the future is easy. Being right is the hard part.