BananaHands
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Seriously, I sometimes feel like the only reason I work out is to bag a fake, skinny tan girl.
Just once. Juuuust once.
Although that's just my 'picked on/beat up' in grade school self just vying for revenge.
What the fuck happened to Christina Aguilera?
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Just once. Juuuust once.
Although that's just my 'picked on/beat up' in grade school self just vying for revenge.
Why do I work-out 4 days a week an hour each day? To fit into my favorite clothes and eat more than a leaf of lettuce for dinner every night.
If my profession had anything to do with sexualization or massively revealing outfits and I had the source of funds to do it? I'd easily work out 7 days a week, more than an hour a day, and my food intake would be alot more regulated.
If my profession had anything to do with sexualization or massively revealing outfits and I had the source of funds to do it? I'd easily work out 7 days a week, more than an hour a day, and my food intake would be alot more regulated.
BananaHands
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Man, have you seen Dexter? Dude is buff. I just need to work on my creepy 'tonight's the night' monologue.
GasBandit
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Even skinny girls are heavy when they go ragdoll. Need some upper body strength and back muscles as well if you're going to haul her all the way home and down into the basement.
BananaHands
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Alright, I just have to ask this because this could get real awkward.
Who else is moonlighting as a serial killer?
Who else is moonlighting as a serial killer?
GasBandit
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Well, everybody? Fess up...
Man... this business is going to the dogs. Everybody wants to get into the act.
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You want to be thinner has to be your own choice not because "I want other to like me" the diet won't stick.
My wife wants to be thinner cause she wants to get into cosplay again.
My wife wants to be thinner cause she wants to get into cosplay again.
If you haven't figured that out by now, you haven't been paying attention.
It's Cheesy. Obviously.
This just in: Jay hates women! Sources speculate--will he become the new Mav? Tune in at 11!You guys get me wrong. I just don't want people to feel alienated in any shape or form for that is not the purpose of this thread.
You're all beautiful women in your own right, regardless of height, weight, skin color or religion.
Except Shegs.
If you honestly think that celebrities don't care what people think about them, you're kidding yourself.
Also, I post pictures of myself all the time in the Picture thread. Feel free to rip away. Hell, nearly EVERYONE who's posted in this thread have posted pictures of themselves in that thread. I have NO idea what your point is by even asking that.
If I had the kind of money to hire a full time trainer/dietician, had the time to work out daily, and access to said workout equipment? I'd EXPECT people to give me shit for gaining 50-150lbs.
Also, I post pictures of myself all the time in the Picture thread. Feel free to rip away. Hell, nearly EVERYONE who's posted in this thread have posted pictures of themselves in that thread. I have NO idea what your point is by even asking that.
If I had the kind of money to hire a full time trainer/dietician, had the time to work out daily, and access to said workout equipment? I'd EXPECT people to give me shit for gaining 50-150lbs.
"Oh, but girrrrrl, those shoes do NOT go with that dress."
Nice.
Yeah, well, I also want to be able to outrun the meth junkie I'm going to be chasing at some point too but that's a distant 2nd to wanting to be able to go to a burger joint and eat a giant greasy double burger and half a pound of poutine.
Was that so you could be taller than 4 feet?
GasBandit
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She loses the high ground when she spent most of the last decade ragging on a fatty. Furthermore, her livelihood revolves around her looks. (I DARE you to say it revolves around her voice! ROFL!) If a restaurant suddenly replaced all their beverages with actual fresh urine, after publicly denouncing another restaurant for having a urine taste to its drinks, then yes, they deserve the ridicule.
This is not like when Alicia Silverstone had a cheesburger and everybody hit the roof. This is Christina "you got your syphilis in my herpes" Aguilera being hoisted by her own petard.
Awww, you're a cute little hobbit
I suspect you would have not stood for just 'one ring' and would have created "One Ring Mail" to avoid any potential jewelery malfunctions.
Well said. Who makes the rules that is you are overweight you have to dress differently than someone who is of weight? If she is comfortable in her own skin who the hell cares what anyone else thinks. I thought people left judging behind in junior high.
BananaHands
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Christina's entire career is based around her image. Hell, if she was any other type of musician she could get away with it... but she's the one who decided on making a career of dressing like a hooker and singing over incredibly simple beats. So, if she goes on stage after gaining this much weight in skin tight clothing? You better believe I'm gonna giggle at her.
Necronic
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Maybe I'm thinking of someone else, but for my money she's one of the better pop-divas of that era. In terms of her integrity as a musician I can't say too much, but I was pleasantly surprised to see that she was working with Le Tigre on her last album.
Did I miss something? What's this?
Anyways...I guess my point with the other part was the she doesn't specifically care about what *we* think. I've just never understood the whole "let's dog on the celebrity for their recent [insert unfortunate thing]".
BananaHands
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I'd still probably hit it though.
With your truck.
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