I just had sex thread

[Mathias]

We've got a goddamn thread for everything else; why not this!

oh and...

 

[Hailey Knight]

Finally got a babysitter?

 

[Mathias]

Finally got a babysitter?

The damn kids know that when dad's hat is on the doorknob, stay the f- outta Dodge. For the whole 30 seconds!

 

[Shegokigo]

There's so much snark I want to unleash about having to announce when you copulate but it's been months since I got any satisfaction with another live person that I can just sit here and be jealous.

 

[Mathias]

There's so much snark I want to unleash about having to announce when you copulate but it's been months since I got any satisfaction with another live person that I can just sit here and be jealous.

I thought it would be a funny thread to have. Plus, I just got some. After like a month long dry spell. Friggin babies.

 

[Jay]

AND IT FELT SO GOOD!

All my dreams came true.... about 30 minutes ago.

 

[Mathias]

AND IT FELT SO GOOD!

All my dreams came true.... about 30 minutes ago.

Hey, you're still qualified to sing with me!

 

[Jay]

Hey, you're still qualified to sing with me!

A woman let me put my penis inside of her!!!

 

[David]

Been three and a half years for me.

 

[Shegokigo]

Been three and a half years for me.

 

[fade]

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
Step 2: Put your dick in the box.

 

[phil]

Not sure if this will work right, since I'm on my phone.

Relevant:

 

[SeraRelm]

Why do I get the feeling sex with you would go like Clockwork, Shego?

 

[Ravenpoe]

Why do I get the feeling sex with you would go like Clockwork, Shego?

Don't you mean CLOCKWORK

 

[ThatNickGuy]

6 months since (and counting) for me.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Does it have to be with another person to post in this thread? Because if not, I may have news to share!

 

[Silver Jelly]

I'll post here even if I'm not getting any...

because I'm a jerk.

(puns in english aren't my thing...)

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

where's calleja when you need him

 

[Mathias]

I'll never go back to the not having sex days of the past.

 

[Jay]

where's calleja when you need him

At Starbucks picking up milfs.

 

[HowDroll]

Full time job x 2 + grad school x 2 = not much lovin' for Droll. Who would have thought when you live with your S.O. that you end up having LESS sex?

This thread makes me sad

 

[ScytheRexx]

Too bad I missed this thread last night, would have been more relevant.

 

[bhamv3]

Been three and a half years for me.

Nine years for me. I'm winning.

 

[SeraRelm]

Bhamv3, the Charlie Sheen of Halforums.

 

[Jay]

I'm starting to see why this forum is uptight about shit. God daaaaamn.

 

[bhamv3]

 

[LittleSin]

I have wanted sex for three weeks but constant illness amongst the family has prevented it.

Tonight will be the night. I swear it.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I like how this thread is everyone whining about not having sex

 

[LittleSin]

Not for long.

 

[Shegokigo]

I like how this thread is everyone whining about not having sex

I half believe this thread was created to get you to post in it.

 

[HowDroll]

I like how this thread is everyone whining about not having sex

And you expected... what, exactly?

 

[Adam]

I half believe this thread was created to get you to post in it.

Maybe he's posting ironically?

 

[Jay]

And you expected... what, exactly?

You know... I expected you to post in this thread within 24 hours of its creation... but not to reply to the local hipster.

Haven't you gotten Wabbajacked yet? I thought you'd get a REAL good Wabbajacking by now.

 

[HowDroll]

You know... I expected you to post in this thread within 24 hours of its creation... but not to reply to the local hipster.

Haven't you gotten Wabbajacked yet? I thought you'd get a REAL good Wabbajacking by now.

That was my second post. See above.

And please; I don't get Wabbajacked. Ever.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I still don't get why everyone here calls me a hipster, I'm a pretty boring dresser