Yes... Too bad he lacks taste in Finnish citiesYou, sir, possess some of the most admirable of tastes.
Pretty hurt by this.I have chad's letter done and I'll have you know I drew zero penises.
So I mean yeah, it's not like I put my heart and soul into this. Kinda phoned it in.
if anyone would like a postcard from "paradise" send me your info!
I didn't know they made postcards that big.Pick your own adventure: Phil's response.
I didn't know they made postcards for...
a) Christina Hendricks' cleavage
I don't know if you can send a high power magnifying glass on a postcard.c) inside phil's pants
You'd be surprised how compact they can be.I didn't know they made postcards that big.
I don't know if you can send a high power magnifying glass on a postcard.
SUCCESS!
I just got a phil -tastic letter, and it filled my life with joy.
Also, he must be sponsored by Subway, because he literally made me go buy a tuna sub later that day.
Your response will be in the mail next week, my friend!
There needs to be a "for shame..." ratingI haven't had time to write yet. Sorry.
No problem, I'm having trouble finding postcards in my stupid town... -_-Bumble the Boy Wonder and Chad Sexington - I am so sorry I haven't gotten around to mailing out your postcards yet! Last week was insanely busy. I promise to get them out ASAP!
Seriously! That fuckin' guy, I felt ashamed to send him my scribblings todayI got your letter, mr. Fancyhandwriting.
I know a way to make you feel better about that.Seriously! That fuckin' guy, I felt ashamed to send him my scribblings today