I just had sex thread

Cajungal

Cajungal

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Riiiight after my bachelorette party... which is good, cuz I had to spend the weekend surrounded by penis-shaped gag gifts.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Bowielee said:
There are no words to describe how much I hated Bachelorette parties when I DJ'd at a Karoke bar.
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I hate them too. That's why I had my fun in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. I get irresponsibly drunk and sing Jon Cleary at the top of my lungs while brandishing a dildo, and no one gets annoyed.
 
phil

phil

Bowielee said:
There are no words to describe how much I hated Bachelorette parties when I DJ'd at a Karoke bar.
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You say that as if you stopped being a DJ at a kareoke bar. Which is weird because that sounds awesome and I don't know why someone would not do that.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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I think Dana Gould summed up how annoying bachelorette parties can be in his comedy special---while he says this he's mowing over cheers from women in the audience.

"Any bachelorette parties here? NO? Great."

So simple. So funny.
 
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makare

The one bachelorette party I went to was also penis themed. Going so far as to have a 6 foot blow up penis. Somewhere there are pictures of one of the girls at the party humping the giant dong. Not me, mind you. Though the pictures of me from that party are no less humiliating. Stupid party. They didn't even stay married.
 
WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Bowielee said:
There are no words to describe how much I hated Bachelorette parties when I DJ'd at a Karoke bar.
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I loved bachelorette parties when I was working at the casino. It was hilarious mostly. One bride-to-be I remember in particular kept singing Kid Rock's Cowboy and pretending to ride her chair like a slow mechanical bull. It was a sight to behold. But things like that kept me awake on the midnight shift.
 
Bowielee

Bowielee

phil said:
You say that as if you stopped being a DJ at a kareoke bar. Which is weird because that sounds awesome and I don't know why someone would not do that.
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It was fun and all, but I had to start taking my life a bit more seriously, getting a career and all that.
 
Frank

Frank

makare said:
The one bachelorette party I went to was also penis themed. Going so far as to have a 6 foot blow up penis. Somewhere there are pictures of one of the girls at the party humping the giant dong. Not me, mind you. Though the pictures of me from that party are no less humiliating. Stupid party. They didn't even stay married.
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The nerve, after you went to the party and everything.
 
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