We have a room
I'm trying my best to not make a Futurama reference that people who don't get would report me for or call for my resignation as moderator.
Cool people know which one I mean.
Get a room.
Well then lose some weight!We have a room
HeeheeheeeeeWell then lose some weight!
I thought I detected the scent of cigars, liquor, and motor oil wafting in from the bedroom window.Well then lose some weight!
...One final story; last night, I came back into the bedroom and announced, "I just sexed you and this is crazy, but here's some milk and chocolate cake, baby." Standing completely naked in the doorway, I held two glasses of skim milk and a chocolate creme bunt cake, which we nommed on while watching a new Futurama. This is just how we do.
Did I break the North Ranger?...
I'll be in my bunk.
Ooooohhhhhh....I get it now.HE'S GONNA GO JERK OFF
Not thiiiiiis time....
Did you do it with the uniform on?
Go get the bunk ready....
Did you do it with the uniform on?
Mah girl!One final story; last night, I came back into the bedroom and announced, "I just sexed you and this is crazy, but here's some milk and chocolate cake, baby." Standing completely naked in the doorway, I held two glasses of skim milk and a chocolate creme bunt cake, which we nommed on while watching a new Futurama. This is just how we do.
The hat is the important part..... the ladies love the uniform.
Mine set me back $49.95
Wait until you see what sort of trysts I have planned for this weekend. First, I'm going to meet you in the hallway with a light saber completely- Hey! Wait! This isn't a PM! My bad. I'm such a silly goose sometimes. Have a great weekend, everyone!Mah girl!
Y'know, there's these things called "blogs" on this forum. You can write in them all you want, and it's ab-so-lutely private; no-one can see it. If you want to use those as your journal, by all means, feel free.Wait until you see what sort of trysts I have planned for this weekend. First, I'm going to meet you in the hallway with a light saber completely- Hey! Wait! This isn't a PM! My bad. I'm such a silly goose sometimes. Have a great weekend, everyone!