I KNEW OBAMA WAS A MUSLIM

[Charlie Don't Surf]

http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/obamas-ring-there-is-no-god-but-allah/

WE GOT HIM FINALLY YES

 

[BananaHands]

 

[Frank]

I wear a cross my mom gave me, I'm also not a Catholic.

 

[GasBandit]

I wear a cross my mom gave me, I'm also not a Catholic.

I have a pentagram on my shirt but I'm not satan.

At least, you can't prove I am.

 

[Tress]

http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/obamas-ring-there-is-no-god-but-allah/

WE GOT HIM FINALLY YES

 

[Ravenpoe]

I have a pentagram on my shirt but I'm not satan.

At least, you can't prove I am.

I have a swastica tattoed on my forehead, but I'm not Hitler.

 

[North_Ranger]

I have a pentagram on my shirt but I'm not satan.

At least, you can't prove I am.

Well, I remember hearing that the Devil often wears a pleasant face. So you should be safe

 

[sixpackshaker]

wow, what a reach. Hopefully they can get a picture of a ring with Arabic Script on it next time.

 

[blotsfan]

Honestly I hope that if he wins the election he just says "yep, I've been Muslim this whole time. What're you gonna do about it?"

 

[sixpackshaker]

I am still shocked that people still think God and Allah are two different things...

 

[Covar]

I am still shocked that people still think God and Allah are two different things...

Thanks a lot. Now there's going to be riots and murders and it's all going to be the fault of Michelangelo, and his picture of Allah.

 

[Gilgamesh]

Honestly I hope that if he wins the election he just says "yep, I've been Muslim this whole time. What're you gonna do about it?"

The moment he wins the second term, the entire GoP is going to move to scramble to spend the next 4yrs on Impeachment plans.

 

[@Li3n]

I have a stain on my t-shirt in which you can pencil in an upside down cross... guess i must be the Pope. Man, that explains this weird hat i'm wearing.

 

[GasBandit]

I have a stain on my t-shirt in which you can pencil in an upside down cross... guess i must be the Pope.

Or a confused satanist who doesn't understand christian symbology.

 

[bhamv3]

I wear a top with a semen stain on it. I guess that means I'm Monica Lewinsky?

 

[Yoshimickster]

I wear t-shirts from an elementary school, doesn't mean I still go there. Seriously, I still have a shirt that fits me from Elementary school field day. The shirts they give out at those things are HUGE!

 

[Eriol]

I put something that someone wears as jewelry constantly for decades above the focus I put on which shirts I wear.

That being said, this sounds like the whole "the Coca-cola logo is anti-islam" thing that happened a decade ago. I actually found an old article on it: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Muslims-see-red-over-Coke-logo/articleshow/26950804.cms

In other words, a load of horseshit, but amusing to see.

 

[Yoshimickster]

I'm still waiting for the Satanic president. Well...openly satanic president.

 

[Cheesy1]

I think Mr. Black has a few interesting ideas about who should be our next president.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I'm still waiting for the Satanic president. Well...openly satanic president.

Sorry, Cheney only made VP.

 

[Tress]

Sorry, Cheney only made VP.

He said Satanic, not Satan himself.

 

[Yoshimickster]

I freaking love Lewis Black. Tells it like it is.

Edit: What the hell is with Cheney's scowl? How could anyone see him as not evil after seeing that death glare?

 

[Dave]

I love the poll at the bottom of that page. Results are about what you'd expect.

 

[Espy]

I die a little bit inside every time I hear about stuff like this.

 

[Dave]

What I find interesting is the same people who are screaming that Obama is not a Christian (which he is) are the same ones voting Romney, who is a Mormon.

 

[Espy]

What I find interesting is the same people who are screaming that Obama is not a Christian (which he is) are the same ones voting Romney, who is a Mormon.

Oh man, watching these people contort themselves into knots to explain why they are voting for a Mormon (in case you don't know, evangelical Christianity tends to consider the LDS church to be a cult and is usually VERY vocal about it) is amusing. Usually it is something like, "Well, I'd rather vote for a Mormon than a secret Muslim!"

 

[Bowielee]

Oh, hello racism.

How've you been?

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Oh, hello racism.

How've you been?

just making the Supreme Court strike down Affirmative Action, no big whoop

 

[Yoshimickster]

You know what would be a neutral presidency? A Bhudist president. Nothing good will happen, nothing bad will happen, I'd take nothing happening over another Bush style presidency.

 

[papachronos]

just making the Supreme Court strike down Affirmative Action, no big whoop

And assuming that minorities can't make it in the big bad world because they're minorities, and therefore need special consideration, isn't racist (correction: bigoted)?

 

[Tress]

 

[Bubble181]

I love the poll at the bottom of that page. Results are about what you'd expect.

Totalling 106% at the moment. Lovely rounding errors, mate!

 

[@Li3n]

Or a confused satanist who doesn't understand christian symbology.

C'mon dude, i think we argued enough for you to know that cracked is where i know about the pope/inverted cross thing. Although weirdly i did know about St. Peter cross being upside down (and St Andrew's being an X), i just never connected it in my head with satanists...

I put something that someone wears as jewelry constantly for decades above the focus I put on which shirts I wear.

I think you misunderstood my criticism... the important part was " you can pencil in"...

And the lines they drew don't even look like the text they put next to it... Poe's Law in effect man.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

And assuming that minorities can't make it in the big bad world because they're minorities, and therefore need special consideration, isn't racist (correction: bigoted)?

nah, affirmative action isn't racist

 

[GasBandit]

Looks like it's time for another episode of the "Only white people can be racist" thread! /laughtrack