I enjoy this one because it takes the hugely-popular "Oh no I woke up in RPG Land!" trope of the last couple years and turns it into a fantastic comedy where the MC has zero chance to accomplish his mission.
Kingdom Hearts has been a huge fucking mess of a series since they first started releasing multi-platform and anyone who is excited for new mainline games is insane.
FF7 is worth playing as-is, so as neat as a remake/rebuild/whatever the fuck sounded I'll just stick to weird PSX polygons.
Honestly what truly kills me about his post is all that about having Hasbro people and studying other parts of the fiction
AND HE STILL SHITS OUT THIS NONSENSE
WHY
PRIME WOULD NEVER TRY TO STEAL SOMEONE'S FACE