Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

GasBandit · Jun 12, 2020

$300 is a steal for all that, though... I woulda snatched it right up if I'd seen it at the time

bhamv3 · Jun 12, 2020

GasBandit said:
$300 is a steal for all that, though... I woulda snatched it right up if I'd seen it at the time

I don't even have anyone to use it with, and I'd still go for that bargain. Hell, I could actually use it as exercise equipment, maybe.

Ravenpoe · Jun 12, 2020

Dave said:
I tried to post a "WAHOO!" sound clip but it wouldn't embed right so I just gave it up.

I personally would have gone for:

figmentPez · Jun 12, 2020

GasBandit said:
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Yup, I was brave enough to go to the address on the pole. It's an etsy shop....

Also available in "Trump Troll", taco holder, silicone cupcake liner, glow-in-the-dark zomibe, fuzzy dice....

And they're asking $50,000 for a butt plug taped to a canvas. Only one available.

Emrys · Jun 12, 2020

GasBandit said:
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Ummmmm... what is that?

GasBandit · Jun 12, 2020

Emrys said:
Ummmmm... what is that?

It's a me, Mario!

PatrThom · Jun 12, 2020

Emrys said:
Ummmmm... what is that?

https://www.mariowiki.com/Goal_Pole

--Patrick

Tinwhistler · Jun 12, 2020

Butt plug - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

GasBandit · Jun 13, 2020

The comments thread has some more gold in it.

PatrThom · Jun 13, 2020

As the official ambassador to Halforums of Doing The Thing, I applaud these efforts and those like them.

--Patrick

PatrThom · Jun 13, 2020

"If so, you may have Executive Disfunction Disorder, or EDD."

Every.
Damned.
Day.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jun 14, 2020

Twerk for initiative!

PatrThom · Jun 14, 2020

That just looks like Trouble.

--Patrick

Emrys · Jun 14, 2020

PatrThom said:
That just looks like Trouble.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jun 14, 2020

PatrThom said:
That just looks like Trouble.

--Patrick

I'll admit, you can pop a lot of trouble on the pop-a-matic bubble.

PatrThom · Jun 14, 2020

GasBandit said:
I'll admit, you can pop a lot of trouble on the pop-a-matic bubble.

And when you land on someone else, their peg has to start over.

--Patrick

Emrys · Jun 14, 2020

You boys done set a stool down next to that joke and milked it.

@Li3n · Jun 15, 2020

jwhouk · Jun 16, 2020

Sell it and donate the proceeds to the NAACP.

Celt Z · Jun 16, 2020

jwhouk said:
Sell it and donate the proceeds to the NAACP.

jwhouk · Jun 16, 2020

Thank you @Celt Z , for helping me get the reference.

GasBandit · Jun 16, 2020

GasBandit · Jun 21, 2020

The beacons are fucking lit, son.

Cheesy1 · Jun 21, 2020

"Fly, you fucks!"

bhamv3 · Jun 22, 2020

(Aragorn kicks the helmet, then falls to his knees)

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"

Gryfter · Jun 22, 2020

"I am no fucking man!"

Shawn · Jun 22, 2020

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he fucking means to."

PatrThom · Jun 22, 2020

"That still only counts as one, y' fuckin' glory hound!"

--Patrick

Celt Z · Jun 22, 2020

"PO-FUCKING-TAY-TOES!"

TommiR · Jun 22, 2020

(When the One Ring sinks into the lava, and Barad-Dur begins to collapse)

Sauron: "... Fuck."

Bubble181 · Jun 22, 2020

Gryfter said:
"I am no fucking man!"

I think "I am fucking no man" is funnier. But that might be me.

Shawn · Jun 22, 2020

Bubble181 said:
I think "I am fucking no man" is funnier. But that might be me.

Though technically if the challenge is to find the one "fuck" in a PG-13 movie the rating rule still specifies that the word cannot be used in a sexual context.

Bubble181 · Jun 22, 2020

Awww

PatrThom · Jun 22, 2020

Radagast: “These are [fucking] Rhosgobel Rabbits, I'd like to see them [fucking] try!”

Pick whichever one you like best.

—Patrick

Dave · Jun 22, 2020

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you fucking deserve."