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Hey! At least dolphins have the intellectual capacity to consent! Unlike couches....

Remember when we joked that Pence couldn't be alone in a room with a woman not his wife? Such simple times. Now it's furniture....

I took some sausages out of the deep freeze yesterday for dinner tonight, along with some raviolis. Planned to grate some cheese over the raviolis, so I went to Costco to buy parmesan cheese. Now a few days ago I noticed that the giant bin of Squishmallows was gone, so I expected that maybe...

Red + Yellow = Orange So, Republicans colour is red, but fuckwad looks orange, so his natural colour must be yellow? Makes sense since the chickenshit is running like a scalded dog from Kamala.

I got invited to a wedding? Me? A wedding?

Guys, he did not have sex with a couch. It was his girlfriend from Canada, that makes it a Chesterfield.

Let's just skip the dishes, you have to be registered to vote, and registration will cost X dollars.

... but unfertilized republican eggs are children, so by that, women get like 300,001 votes? Or does the husband get to vote on their behalf?

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5647166/2024/07/23/nhl-canada-tax-dispute/ Is the article, lots of tax talk, I suggest drinking before reading.

Barf, read an article about tax implications and the salary cap. Teams with low tax rates in their states/provinces/country win the cup about 80% of the time. Since it was a Canadian article, they explained that there is little hope for any Canadian team to ever win the cup. Winning the cup...

Our last matrix was traded for our super sneaky electric Kona!

That's against the law!!! All quiet cars are required to make noise since 2012, thanks Obama! @Celt Z has a matrix? Were we twins?

But are you stranded with a whole bunch of Republicans?

So the internet has been broken, and as a result all air traffic. Stranding all the RNC attendees. Yikes! What did that city do to deserve this?

Not uncommon for family planning. Sounds like he's just adulting.

Why should Lenny and Squiggy suffer?

The RNC has crashed Grindr, the gay dating app. This is not new, it crashes every time there is an RNC. I'm just shocked that such a predictable event is not handled by Grindr in more competent manner.

I expect him to piss himself at the notion of appearing in public ever again. Cutting back on appearances and his own pope mobile.