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Obi Wan: There is another, you piece of shit.

Why’d it have to be snakes? You piece of shit.

Well, he is using the rotting corpse of one of their kin to grow mushrooms.

Our little orange cat, Oliver Weasley, spent part of the night outside last night. He went exploring outside the yard, we called and shook the treat container to no avail. My wife let him back in around 3am when she woke and heard him sounding pitiful between the pet door and the back door...

That looks like a fun sequel.

I cannot imagine why that would be an issue. My sympathy.

Yes, different artists, but also different versions of the Hulk. The first and lasts ones in your examples are also the oldest. #5 of your examples is the only one that shows Hulk with a small head, and honestly it looks more like that head was photoshopped onto that body. #s 2,3, and 4 all have...

I have never lived a pizza my entire life.

So you’re saying to not do a cosplay of Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar On Me.

Nope, not for me.

We live so far apart, for being on the same continent. It’s was 32°C here today, humidity around 75%.

You guys are getting it so much worse than we are. For others, sixpack lives to the southwest of where I am, and downhill, so to speak. There are a couple of major US highways south of here that have been entirely closed due to flooding. We’re getting rain now, but will need more in a few...

Little weiner, ugly little Chevy Luv “truck” held together by duct tape, JB Weld, and baling wire, and bad teeth. He’s trying to compensate.

I believe we’ve had more than 4 inches of rain in just the last 12 hours. In between storms right now, but more are on the way.

Okay, that is a cool thing and so much better than the mass produced slop. When good ingredients are used food is sooo much better. Unfortunately his name has become synonymous with low quality junk because of ”cutting costs” and “increasing profits.”

Are you drunk or high?

I trust humanity so much that I look both ways on a one-way street.

That was last year. I was up there in the hospital for one of them. Freaked the nurses out when I could point to right where the funnel cloud was at even though I couldn’t see out a window. Also told them when it dissipated before the hospital gave the clear signal, I’ve always felt where the...

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I think that Sam the Eagle or Scooter would be better as DM. Sam, because he would have it all planned out and the group would be constantly doing the unexpected and going “off script.” Scooter because he would never be in control but would willing to work along with all the weird stuff the gang...