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  1. Officer_Charon

    I just had sex thread

    One of the benefits of being off work at the same time as my wife means waking up with... assistance.
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    Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

    Like the man said... she's very mature for her age.
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    Mikko Day 2024

    It's because of him that I'm aware of the semi-serious rivalry between Turku and Tampere... Finland was already on my bucket list, but because of NR, I've made a stop in Turku mandatory.
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    Halforums Secret Santa 2024

    40k can and will suck you dry if you allow even one of Games Workshop's fangs into you.
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    [Question] Semi-Serious Post about my car

    Because they have been paying me VERY well for the last 5 years.
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    [Question] Semi-Serious Post about my car

    I, too, would 100% rock a Durr-moji. Can't put it on my truck, unfortunately - company truck has to adhere to FedEx contractor rules. But I'd put it on my POV!
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    [Other] Traffic Collisions and other character development.

    So. For those who aren't on the Book of Faces or Discord with me, I was involved in a VERY serious accident whilst in my rig with a vehicle on the freeway, back on the 8th. As it's still technically "under investigation, " I can't discuss specifics. But I CAN say that whilst my teammate and I...
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    TIL: Today I Learned

    I first learned about Turner Syndrome when we had our second miscarriage.... interesting that they were able to find an ancient burial with the markers for it.
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    TIL: Today I Learned

    YAY, SHENANIGANS!
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    TIL: Today I Learned

    Because Emperical evidence shows that posting whilst intoxicated leads to shenanigans.
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    TIL: Today I Learned

    HI! I should probably NOT be posting right now. And yet, here I am.
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    TIL: Today I Learned

    TIL that Chrome still remembers my login. Uhm. Hi there, y'all.
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    Valheim

    Uhm.... I'm sorry about the bridge in the Black Forest. I tried to fix it as best as I could. In other news, did you know that Trolls will chase you a VERY long distance? And appear to enjoy chasing you towards other trolls?
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    Minor victory thread

    Still alive, still kicking, and binging a 12-pack of Pepsi Cherry Zero.
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    Halforums House 4 - Story/Update thread

    Figures that the only way for me to get cute redhead lurvin' is to croak from old age. *snrk*
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    Halforums House 4 - Story/Update thread

    For the record, I have nooooooo problems with junk food. *frantically stashes an In-N-Out bag*
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    Halforums House 4 Character Creation Thread

    To quote the SeaBees, Can do!
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    Halforums House 4 Character Creation Thread

    Male, straight. Adult Tough walk Voice 4 I don't mind being someone's sibling here, leave me single for purposes of this playthrough. Successful Lineage Traits: Lazy Good Perfectionist Body is broad-shouldered, Dad bod, sturdy-legged. Brown hair, beard, blue eyes. As for clothing, I know...
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    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    Howdy all. Hopefully everyone's doing well, the folks who I don't chat with on Discord and don't get to hear from, I mean. The rest of y'all I know are good. *eyebrow waggles*
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    Rant VIII: The Reckoning

    No, but then again, she's not done so much since leaving the Marines. She worked a security job that I found for her (with my old company), then she got pregnant with our first, and has been doing the stay at home mom thing ever since. I feel for where she's coming from, but it feels an awful...
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