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  1. Officer_Charon

    Valheim

    Uhm.... I'm sorry about the bridge in the Black Forest. I tried to fix it as best as I could. In other news, did you know that Trolls will chase you a VERY long distance? And appear to enjoy chasing you towards other trolls?
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    Minor victory thread

    Still alive, still kicking, and binging a 12-pack of Pepsi Cherry Zero.
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    Halforums House 4 - Story/Update thread

    Figures that the only way for me to get cute redhead lurvin' is to croak from old age. *snrk*
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    Halforums House 4 - Story/Update thread

    For the record, I have nooooooo problems with junk food. *frantically stashes an In-N-Out bag*
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    Halforums House 4 Character Creation Thread

    To quote the SeaBees, Can do!
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    Halforums House 4 Character Creation Thread

    Male, straight. Adult Tough walk Voice 4 I don't mind being someone's sibling here, leave me single for purposes of this playthrough. Successful Lineage Traits: Lazy Good Perfectionist Body is broad-shouldered, Dad bod, sturdy-legged. Brown hair, beard, blue eyes. As for clothing, I know...
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    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    Howdy all. Hopefully everyone's doing well, the folks who I don't chat with on Discord and don't get to hear from, I mean. The rest of y'all I know are good. *eyebrow waggles*
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    Rant VIII: The Reckoning

    No, but then again, she's not done so much since leaving the Marines. She worked a security job that I found for her (with my old company), then she got pregnant with our first, and has been doing the stay at home mom thing ever since. I feel for where she's coming from, but it feels an awful...
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    Rant VIII: The Reckoning

    So, like I mentioned before, I'm currently without a job. A Charon without the Officer title barely feels like a Charon at all. Part of the side effects from losing my job have included loss of the OUTSTANDING insurance that I had through the City. With a semi-autistic daughter with ADHD, this...
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    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    Hmmm.... this unemployment. No sir, I do not like it.
  11. Officer_Charon

    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    Yeah, this anon got out of there, by chance, at EXACTLY the right moment.
  12. Officer_Charon

    What are you playing?

    I rolled the dice on that one, went in with an inexperienced team, knowing I wasn't going to complete the mission. Still ended up doing decently, secured some corpses and tech, got some promotions, only lost one. Pretty much as soon as I encountered the Chryssalids, I did the bounding...
  13. Officer_Charon

    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    Let's be honest, we can always talk about beer.
  14. Officer_Charon

    What are you playing?

    I had played that a couple times, because I was a huge fan of the original. I ended up just reinstalling the original.
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    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    I don't disagree. It's a good "working" beer, for when you're doing yardwork or somesuch. Sam Adams' Summer Ale is another good one for that, too. Null, you and I can be friends. Ommegang's beers are in regular rotation at my house, along with St Barnardus Abt 12. I used to be able to get La...
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    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    Hefe makes for a good starter beer for the night. I'm a HUGE fan of Belgian-style ales, porters, and stouts.
  17. Officer_Charon

    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    Fuck IPAs. Fuck them in their nasty, piney, bitter faces. Tastes like fucking Satan's taint sweat.
  18. Officer_Charon

    [Question] Demographics: Age (2018 edition)

    I, too, have crossed the demographic threshold this last year. According to my beard, I should be another group above.
  19. Officer_Charon

    Minor victory thread

    I made a bunch of soccer/pinterest moms literally unable to even, today. (Had to shut down Target due to a bomb threat. Apparently not the only one in the country, either.)
  20. Officer_Charon

    Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

    'Sup girl? I tend to run about a degree warmer on average.
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