[News] China deems testicle veins of Army signups too large!

I had to look up why enlarged testicular veins are a problem. Apparently it's known as varicocele and can cause infertility, discomfort, and I guess what the army is concerned about, low testosterone.
Some mid level bureaucrat probably just made this up randomly as an excuse to cull 10% of the appricants so he could leave work early some Friday.

Plus, its China. The recruit pool is so large they can be picky.