PayPal originally began in the 1700s, as part of Alexander Hamilton's Not Quite As Grand Experiment. Originally, the offices were staffed with trained Rhesus monkeys, or palliolios in the original Spanish. Hamilton had conceived of a way to fund the fledgling United States by trickery. He would take his wagon of trained palliolios to various towns and cities where they would fling poo at unsuspecting passers-by. You could stop this fecal onslaught by paying a fee in Continental Dollars. That is, you would "pay the palliolios". In the interest of brevity--because the last thing you wanted to do in a hail of monkey scat was open your mouth for long periods--this was shortened to "pay pal". At first, the experiment was a success, but the enterprising Americans eventually learned they could pay the palliolios for one another in exchange for goods and services. After Hamilton observed that he could simply skim a ridiculous fee off of the transaction, he dropped the monkeys and both PayPal and the American tax system were born. Politicians, however, continue the palliolios' tradition of flinging poo at the American people to this day.