Here lies Sparhawk. He was a very happy man with a family member who is always happy.
This is a lie. I have no family members who are always happy! If they were I’d be urging therapy for them because nobody should ALWAYS be happy.
I remember that frame from when I worked at a home decor store. The original picture was of two or three kids. That insert was used in a line of wedding/bridal frames. Someone switched for a good joke. The upc was on the back of the frame.