Holiday movie quote game

IronBrig4 · Dec 10, 2021

Here's the way this works. Somebody posts a quote from a holiday season movie. I'm including Thanksgiving as well. Somebody answers it, then posts a quote of their own. Let's see how long we can keep this up.

Rules:
1. No obscure art house films that nobody outside the Bohemian community has seen.
2. The quote can't have any names in it. That's just too easy.

Okay, here we go.

"How may I help you?"
"You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat!"

evilmike · Dec 10, 2021

Planes, Trails and Automobiles

"Your Honor, The State of New York is second to none in its admiration of the post office department."

Celt Z · Dec 10, 2021

Miracle on 34th Street

"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas...Merry Christmas...Merry Christmas..kiss my ass...kiss his ass...kiss your ass... Happy Hannukah."

Shawn · Dec 10, 2021

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

“You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you're a leper.”

ThatNickGuy · Dec 10, 2021

Shawn said:
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

“You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you're a leper.”

GREMLINS!!

"It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed."

mikerc · Dec 10, 2021

ThatNickGuy said:
GREMLINS!!

"It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed."

Batman Returns

"Has this toothbrush been approved by the American Dental Association?"

Sara_2814 · Dec 10, 2021

Home Alone

“Maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies!”

PatrThom · Dec 10, 2021

IronBrig4 said:
1. No obscure art house films that nobody outside the Bohemian community has seen.

--Patrick

HCGLNS · Dec 10, 2021

Sara_2814 said:
Home Alone

“Maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies!”

The Ref.

"You feeling strong my friend? Call me elf one more time."

Dave · Dec 10, 2021

I thought the name wasn’t supposed to be in the post!

It’s Elf, of course.

“Yippee ki yay, mother fucker!”

(might have spelled that incorrectly…)

Cat · Dec 10, 2021

Dave said:
I thought the name wasn’t supposed to be in the post!

It’s Elf, of course.

“Yippee ki yay, mother fucker!”

(might have spelled that incorrectly…)

Home Alone 2

evilmike · Dec 10, 2021

Dave said:
I thought the name wasn’t supposed to be in the post!

It’s Elf, of course.

“Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon!”

(might have spelled that incorrectly…)

FTFY

bhamv3 · Dec 10, 2021

Dave said:
I thought the name wasn’t supposed to be in the post!

It’s Elf, of course.

“Yippee ki yay, mother fucker!”

(might have spelled that incorrectly…)

Die Hard.

"I think the milk's a little sour."
"It's soy milk."

Tinwhistler · Dec 10, 2021

bhamv3 said:
Die Hard.

"I think the milk's a little sour."
"It's soy milk."

The Santa Clause
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"Peppermint! What I've been searching for all my life! I've struck it rich! I've got me a peppermint mine! Wahooooo!"

Cheesy1 · Dec 10, 2021

Tinwhistler said:
"Peppermint! What I've been searching for all my life! I've struck it rich! I've got me a peppermint mine! Wahooooo!"

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

"The bitch hit me with a toaster!"

evilmike · Dec 10, 2021

Cheesy1 said:
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

"The bitch hit me with a toaster!"

Scrooged

A lot of boys stick up stagecoaches and banks and one thing and another. But a man who would dynamite a water hole in this kind of country is downright criminal.

evilmike · Dec 10, 2021

Here's a quote from another movie:
♫ No such thing as a Hollywood ending ♫

And a hint if anyone else is still trying to figure out the original movie:

Both the star and the director were named 'John'.

Dave · Dec 11, 2021

Anna and the Apocalypse!! Great movie!

“This is scary stuff! Should we be worried about the kids?”

Shawn · Dec 11, 2021

Sounds like "A Muppet Christmas Carol."

"I haven't had a hangover like this since the Pope died."

HCGLNS · Dec 11, 2021

Krampus

"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"

bhamv3 · Dec 11, 2021

HCGLNS said:
Krampus

"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

"Take care of my heart. It was always going to be yours, one way or another."

Tinwhistler · Dec 11, 2021

bhamv3 said:
How the Grinch Stole Christmas

"Take care of my heart. It was always going to be yours, one way or another."

Last Christmas.

"Well, this is Christmas. We're not handing out participation trophies. I can't help it if half the kids deserve coal instead of presents."

HCGLNS · Dec 11, 2021

Fatman

No, no, no, now that's all wrong
This thing will never make a present
It's been dead for much too long
Try something fresher, something pleasant

evilmike · Dec 11, 2021

The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Winkie made that. That's his idea of a Martian."

Ravenpoe · Dec 11, 2021

evilmike said:
The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Winkie made that. That's his idea of a Martian."

Santa Clause conquers the Martians.

Clare: Could that really be just one person?

Barb: No, Clare, it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir making their annual obscene phone call.

Cat · Dec 11, 2021

Ravenpoe said:
Santa Clause conquers the Martians.

Clare: Could that really be just one person?

Barb: No, Clare, it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir making their annual obscene phone call.

Think that's black christmas but I'm not 100%

Ravenpoe · Dec 11, 2021

Cat said:
Think that's black christmas but I'm not 100%

You are correct

Cat · Dec 11, 2021

Cool, I had one ready just in case: "Stop scowling, Patrick, you're such a grinch. And what does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas this year? And don't say breast implants again."

IronBrig4 · Dec 14, 2021

I'm wracking my brain but can't think of any holiday movie with that quote. I also will not cheat by using Google. Hmmm...

Ravenpoe · Dec 14, 2021

IronBrig4 said:
I'm wracking my brain but can't think of any holiday movie with that quote. I also will not cheat by using Google. Hmmm...

I'm pretty sure it's American Psycho but I thought maybe there was a holiday movie that referenced it

Celt Z · Dec 14, 2021

Look, I think Die Hard is pushing the definition of a holiday/Christmas movie, but American Psycho is definitely not a holiday movie.

HCGLNS · Dec 14, 2021

Then lets begin anew,

"You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED."

PatrThom · Dec 14, 2021

Ravenpoe said:
I'm pretty sure it's American Psycho but I thought maybe there was a holiday movie that referenced it

It is indeed American Psycho, which is not the sort of movie one tends to associate with peppermint sticks and hot cocoa.

--Patrick

BErt · Dec 15, 2021

HCGLNS said:
Then lets begin anew,

"You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED."

oh Lucy, you narcissistic b-word. A Charlie Brown Christmas.

“Smell those Christmas trees! You can keep your "Channel Number 5", just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can.”