I am 32 today and lonely

So, tell me some things that are interesting.

I tried to make a nice homemade dinner last night and I invited some people over to eat my relatively good cooking. I might as well have invited people over to lick my taint with how quickly the "No thanks" replies came. Made me feel real special.

Harpy Birthday Frank.
 
I would love to have someone cook for me right now. I don't even care what you'd make. :)

Hmmm....interesting? Today is National Blonde Brownie Day! Have a Blondie instead of regular cake!
 
I'd make you bacon and eggs. Or crepes. Or oatmeal. . .oooh, oatmeal stout, I'm gonna order a pint of that right now.
 
So, tell me some things that are interesting.
I struggle with picking small items up off the floor. It takes me normally three attempts to pick up something small.

My wife and I have the same surname, our fathers have the same first name, our mothers have the same first and middle initials and we each had a dog with the same name growing up.

A herring is about 37.5 gallons.

My favourite super hero is the Thing.

I have recently discovered the beautiful trick of cleaning my cast iron frying pan with heavy salt crystals.

The second knife I ever owned was a Mountie Special.

1 billionth of 1 percent of our solar system is alive.

Steven Kings most successful and popular movie is the Shawshank Redemption.

Paul Newman is awesome.
 
My wife and I have the same surname, our fathers have the same first name, our mothers have the same first and middle initials and we each had a dog with the same name growing up.
Which one of you is you from an alternate universe?

To Frank, I hear you on the dejection over a dinner. I love hosting dinner but as people move away or 'get lives' it becomes more difficult to get people to come over, or even commit to one in advance.
 
Per your request, here's some interesting things:

There is a drink named the four horsemen I am now very interested in trying.

An argument can be made that because of ancient hunter/gather cultures that early humans were, women were likely the inventors of agriculture since they were responsible for the gathering side of survival. They were most likely to have discovered that planting a seed later led to a harvest-able plant. Which in turn with adoption of this method of survival then necessitated a greater birth rate for workers for farming, which in turn led to women spending a greater amount of time in an inhibited state which in turn leads to the division of gender leading to gender inequality.

In the Russian language the word for pancake is also a minor swear word.

It took me five attempts to write this post because for some reason my damn keyboard will occasionally stop working in Chrome in Ubuntu Linux (which appears to be a known bug but it hasn't been bothering me until now....)

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5 attempts and 1 edit.
 
Sex was invented in Scotland.

Newfies have sex more frequently than any other social group on the planet.

Cheese was invented in Mongolia.

Sugar does not make kids hyper.
 
If you were here at the bar with me, you could be drinking one right now. There's a Guinness being poured for me right now.
I don't much care for American Guinness. I don't know why. Having had it in Ireland I just can't drink it here any more. I don't know if it's true that I'm told the recipe is different, or if it is just in the art of the pour, the glass, the fact we serve it too cold, I'm not sure but the fact remains I don't care for it anymore.

I often browse Halforums while at the bar by myself also and the idea doesn't sound bad right now...
 
Because of my autism, I have a high pain tolerance!

Also Asperger's syndrome (the version I have) is now considered part of the spectrum.

Have a good bday.
 

Dave

Staff member
Frank, you may be feeling lonely tonight on your birthday, but you are still one of my damned heroes. Never forget that you may feel lonely, but you are never really alone.
 
Adam often asks why can't he quit Jay after his trip to Brokeback Mountreal. The man-love is deep and pure.
 
Happy Birthday Frank!

Sorry that you're lonely on your birthday, or on the day after your birthday, I'm not too clear as to when exactly your birthday is if you were attempting to celebrate last night. Regardless, here is a factoid, interesting or otherwise.

Princess Cruises and Tours frequently receives complaints from tourists returning from Alaskan land tours, that it's too hard to see Denali National Forest from the train, because there are too many trees in the way.
 

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Staff member
Happy late birthday. I'd lick your taint, buddy.

No. No, I wouldn't, but it's the thought that counts.
 
South Texas picked up all the missing "Rs" from Boston, and put them in words where they do not belong.

My dad says Harvia instead of Hawaii. Then worshes the car, then wrinches it off. wash/rinse
 
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