"I'd rather risk rape than quit partying"

[David]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Go banana!

 

[Timmus]

 

[Gusto]

OH MY GOD TELEFRANCAIS

 

[Covar]

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[bhamv3]

I love pineapple, but I have never once sliced up a pineapple myself. Always a family member, or canned pineapple. Today if you gave me a knife and a pineapple and told me to help myself, I'd put the knife down and start eating the pineapple whole.

 

[Timmus]

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I love pineapple, but I have never once sliced up a pineapple myself. Always a family member, or canned pineapple. Today if you gave me a knife and a pineapple and told me to help myself, I'd put the knife down and start eating the pineapple whole.

Psst.

Spoiler

The internet can tell you how to do it.

 

[Terrik]

I love pineapple, but I have never once sliced up a pineapple myself. Always a family member, or canned pineapple. Today if you gave me a knife and a pineapple and told me to help myself, I'd put the knife down and start eating the pineapple whole.

Wouldn't that...wouldn't that kinda hurt?

 

[bhamv3]

Wouldn't that...wouldn't that kinda hurt?

Dunno, never tried.

 

[North_Ranger]

I'm sorry, I just can't like this because I know how bats*it crazy some people can get when you tell them "we'd better just be friends". I wasn't threatened with rape charges, but knowing what she was like, I wouldn't have been that much surprised.

 

[LittleSin]

OH MY GOD TELEFRANCAIS

Holy shit..the night mares are back.

 

[Gilgamesh]

I'm sorry, I just can't like this because I know how bats*it crazy some people can get when you tell them "we'd better just be friends". I wasn't threatened with rape charges, but knowing what she was like, I wouldn't have been that much surprised.

I don't think it was meant to be funny, it was meant to be an alternate view on the -all women are rape victims- view that -some- hold.