ITS HOT DOG CONTEST TIME

[Charlie Don't Surf]

HOT DOG TIME HOT DOG TIME HOT DOG TIME HOT DOG TIME

 

[DarkAudit]

OM NOM NOM OM NOM

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

ESPN TIME

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

America wins. chestnut wins, 68 dogs, new world record. Hell yeah.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

Congrats to the winner, but I can't believe people do this to their bodies.

 

[Frank]

In other news, Joey (I had to look up his name) Chestnut's broken a second world record today as doctor's have tested and have found his cholesterol level hit a record high of 45.3 today making him the least healthy skinny man in the world. Congratulations Joey, you've done the USA proud.

 

[Gusto]

AMERICA

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

This is begging for a comic of the constants on the pot for 48 hours after the contest.

 

[DarkAudit]

His dinner plans for tonight... cobb salad.

 

[Denbrought]

What a country!

 

[Silver Jelly]

I ate 3 hot dogs tonight. Even if I love them, I don't think I could eat much more...

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Speed eaters gain weight, clog arteries but have few regrets - CNN

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

Speed eaters gain weight, clog arteries but have few regrets - CNN

I don't think that's the only thing they clog.

Best keep a plumber's helper nearby.