We are gathered here today, ladies and gentlemen, to mourn the passing of "Minotaur Penis" as the phrase most commonly associated with Halforums. It had a long, hard life, but it has now petered out and been displaced by "Dave's Flappy Hooties."
I may not make it tonight. I am currently living out my husband's Sims fantasy and am trapped in an empty pool. But at least he said after he goes inside to send an email, he'll come right back with a ladder.