[Rant] Kevin Farley is really Chris Farley and here's why

Cat

Cat

It goes like this. They look like the same guy at different weight levels. Chris looked like living shit from abusing himself for his comedy career, cleaned up he could look like kevin. They sound different but kevin uses a normal speaking voice while chris always sounded strained and hysterical, likely made worse by his hard drug use. Their younger brother john looks nothing like them.

All we know of kevin farley's early life is that he and chris are irish twins and they graduated from the same university. Chris is clever enough to make up college stories a year off from when he actually attended.

Kevin's acting career started in 1995 with a cameo in tommy boy, the film that made chris a big movie star. Chris saw that he was about to be typecast and he was correct. The next year chris stars in black sheep, which is almost the exact same movie as tommy boy, with another cameo by kevin. The next year is when kevin started acting in regular roles and chris made his last film, the absolute dud beverly hills ninja. Near the end of the year chris "overdosed" when he decided he preferred being kevin.

Kevin may have been a real brother who changed his name and lived as a nobody to save his brother chris from burning out and really killing himself
 
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Anne of Green Gables is real and was a pirate who stole the gold from Oak Island and hid it on PEI. She is also the inspiration for Pippy Longstocking.

bhamv1 is still out there.

Wealthy aristocrat women in the United States had their own postal service until 1993.

Walt Disney is still legally alive, allowing the continued protection of his copyrights.
 
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