[Brazelton] Kriss Kross founder dead

Sparhawk · May 1, 2013

Only 34 years old, not sure of cause of death yet...

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/loca...he-90s-rap-duo-kriss-kross-dies-at-age-34.ece

GasBandit · May 2, 2013

My money is that he jumped, jumped.

Charlie Don't Surf · May 2, 2013

This is wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wack.

ThatNickGuy · May 2, 2013

He was clearly upset for missing the bus.

strawman · May 2, 2013

Drugs in the right pocket, tic tacs in the left. He accidentally put his pants on correctly, and tried to freshen his breath.

Dave · May 2, 2013

I hate that I found that so funny.

GasBandit · May 2, 2013

And NBC can't tell one rapper from another.

sixpackshaker · May 2, 2013

GasBandit said:
And NBC can't tell one rapper from another.

The kid did leave the public eye at 15, 20 years ago... How are you supposed to find a recent photo of him. I never knew which one was cris or cros.

GasBandit · May 2, 2013

sixpackshaker said:
The kid did leave the public eye at 15, 20 years ago... How are you supposed to find a recent photo of him. I never knew which one was cris or cros.

Actually, their individual stage names were neither kris nor kross, but instead they were "Mac Daddy" and "Daddy Mac." Daddy Mac was the one who had vertical lines shaved into his eyebrows and had a slightly lighter build and skin tone.

fade · May 2, 2013

Necronic · May 2, 2013

I heard that Chris crossed Kriss Kross, which led to a confusing turf war.

sixpackshaker · May 2, 2013

eh, I was already old enough to drink when they were popular. So I didn't really care.

GasBandit · May 2, 2013

Necronic said:
I heard that Chris crossed Kriss Kross, which led to a confusing turf war.

Think of how confusing it would have been if Chris Cross crossed Kris Kross. It would probably make them very cross indeed.

ThatNickGuy · May 3, 2013

GasBandit said:
Think of how confusing it would have been if Chris Cross crossed Kris Kross. It would probably make them very cross indeed.

Especially if ChrisCross drew the whole thing.

Necronic · May 3, 2013

GasBandit said:
Think of how confusing it would have been if Chris Cross crossed Kris Kross. It would probably make them very cross indeed.

They would probably crucify him and then cross him off their list.

GasBandit · May 3, 2013

If we keep this up we're likely to raise Jimmy Breslin from his grave.

Gared · May 3, 2013

stienman said:
Drugs in the right pocket, tic tacs in the left. He accidentally put his pants on correctly, and tried to freshen his breath.

Apparently it was coke in his left pocket and heroin in his right...