[MLB] Manfred's 30-man Band (MLB Thread!)

You don't know HOW much I breathed a sigh of relief that it was the [insert expletive here] Cardinals who got sick.

Tell them to GTFO of Miller Park, fumigate the visitor's dugout, clubhouse, and bullpen, and move on to the next victims.
Okay, a doubleheader did happen on Sunday, but not in Wisconsin.

The first seven-inning doubleheader happened at Comerica Park in Detroyit, with the Reds sweeping the bill, 4-3 and 4-0. Trevor Bauer threw a two-hit shutout with seven K's in the second game.