Haven't updated in a bit, but...1,700 words written today. Including other writing days, the total is now 25,000 so far. Here's an excerpt, which I had so much fun writing, I was trying not to giggle while writing it in Starbucks:
We quietly laid there in our respective beds for a few minutes.
“Hey Bison?” I asked, still staring at the ceiling.
“Yeah, Dirk?”
“How do you know someone’s flirting with you?”
Bison burst out in the heartiest laugh I’d ever heard from him. And for Bison, that’s quite the feat, believe me.
“I knew it!” Bison exclaimed. “I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!”
He popped up onto his knees and bounced excitedly on the bed. He was like a kid who’d just woken up to their first day in Disney World.
“Details, man!” he demanded. “Details! Leave nothin’ out!”
“I think…” I started.
“Yeah? Yeah!?”
“I think you need to shut up and go to sleep.”
“Dirk! C’mon, man! Don’t hold back on the Head Honcho! If I can’t get none, I can at least live vicariously through you!”
“Wow, I didn’t figure you knew a word that big.”
“Don’t go changin’ no subjects on me dude!” he said, pointing a beefy, fingerless-gloved judgemental finger at me. “Did ya ask her out?”
“Well…no,” I said. “But I think…I think I have a date tomorrow? At the festival?”
“Yeah-heah, boy! That’s what the B-man’s talkin’ about!”
“Shut up,” I said to deaf ears. “I’m also canvasing for questions tomorrow, too.
“Oh, you let the Head Honcho handle that!” he said, still bouncing. The way landing on his knees and fists, he either looked like an excited gorilla or pro-wrestler Edge when he used to slide into the ring.
“What? No. No flipping way.”
“Oh yeah!” he shouted, bouncing. “Yer gona get off with you clothes off!”
“That ain’t gonna–”
“Yer gonna rock out with yer cock out!”
“Seriously, I’m totally wiped. Would you just–”
“Yer gonna…”
Klunk! Thump!
Bison was so excited, bouncing in circles on the bed that he didn’t see me unholster the Daymaker. Holding tight onto the barrel, I clocked him across the side of the head as hard as I could with the butt-end. Been a long time since I cold-cocked someone, but looked like I still got it. Bison flopped down onto the bed, his head perfectly hitting the pillow.
Roooonk. Wheeze. Roooonk. Wheeze.
Even conked out by unnatural means, he still started snoring loud enough to wake up the neighbors…in China. I ain’t sure, but I think he might even out-snore Tony. I’d have to put that to a test.
”Finally!” I exclaimed.
After shoving the Daymaker under my pillow, I closed my eyes and had myself a nice, peaceful sleep.