I finally finished my first playthrough of TotK. It's amazing and it's everything I ever wanted in a Zelda game / Switch game / open-world game / action-adventure RPG / game in general. The gameplay is great. The power progression is satisfying. The story is engrossing. The exploration is fun. The puzzles are suitably brain-teasing but also funny when you hack in a new solution via one of the game's new powers or fusions.
I also rather appreciated how many hot female NPCs there are. Zelda is always hot, of course. Purah got the ultimate glow-up. Riju is hot as usual. Queen Sonia is hot. And even Paya is attractive in that demure way.
But Yunobo is the hottest.