um, chucking wood is phallic and sexist
okay, Ask Me Anything
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Is there any place outside the US that you really would like to visit?
And if yes,why.
And if yes,why.
I'd like to visit Europe just to see all the....really old shit and art and architecture and all that good stuff. I'd also like to see the Great Wall of China and the Egyptian Pyramids.
I'm thinking about forming an anarchist movement and opposing the surveillance state. Should we have hats, jackets, or a secret handshake? Please suggest a logo for the clothing, or the actions in the handshake.
PPPpbbbbfffft, "Europe" is way too easy an answer. I want to visit "the World", too.
Does anyone want some truth? I'm drunk as fuck in valentine's day and alone.
BananaHands
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Will you be my valentine?
I dunno what that is. I just got banned for being horny.[DOUBLEPOST=1360901023][/DOUBLEPOST]
um, unequivocably YES
BananaHands
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Wait I don't know if I should be hugging you if
my penis will not poke against you, "bananahands"
If you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would it be?
Stealing a metric fuckton of money from some old money-ed super rich family that isn't investing it or running a company with it at the time.
bump, I'm a sheep, I am way ahead on my work today
BananaHands
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You are given a button that, every time you press it, it gives a specific person on the forums the feeling of a titty-twister. Who would you assign that button to?
Did you ever crack open a magic 8 ball to see what that shit was?
I'm not going to answer a "who do you hate the most" question
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No, but I have done that to Lava Lamps
Oooh what is it?
I don't remember, it was just gross goo
I'm drunk, but I'm not Riley Cooper Drunk, so "ask me anything"?
How many fights have you been in, and if not why?
Sparring in karate probably doesn't count. If you're counting actual, like, holy shit, I am actually trying to beat the shit out of this person, and he is doing the same? Maybe 4-5.
There was a couple in grade school where I remember just fucking losing it and going after a bully (and getting mostly hit myself/losing). There was one in middle school with my very best friend where we just both went over the line and beat the shit out of each other. And in high school, there was one where I full on 100% started the fight and just kicked a guy's ass after him bullying me a lot. I don't think I've ever really been in a fight as an "Adult"[DOUBLEPOST=1375496287][/DOUBLEPOST]Remembered another one - in middle school I did a really stupid thing in my neighborhood - there was a group of kids like ~4 years older than us, and we had a rivalry, but it was really stupid since they were all bigger and stronger and faster etc than us just due to like. being older, and puberty.
So one day us little kids got the bright idea to prank them by pissing in super soakers and shooting them. This worked perfectly until they caught me and beat the everloving shit out of me. I guess it counts as a "fight" since I was trying, but they uh. just beat me pretty bad. It was probably the worst beating of my life? I didn't go to the hospital or anything, but
Same here, three of which involved major strikes to my head! Insert "This explains to much joke" here.
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It was a pretty simple case of living in Nashville and having no pro teams until they showed up. Then I always went to Preds games instead of Titans because they were way cheaper. Going to the games live just made me fall in love and I haven't looked back.
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