Say Something About the Previous Poster X: Your What hurts?

[Sparhawk]

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admits ignorance to one of the best black & white comics of all time

I shall try to educate you though, http://www.boneville.com

 

[CrimsonSoul]

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admits ignorance to one of the best black & white comics of all time

I shall try to educate you though, http://www.boneville.com

Should have named this thread "Say Something About the Previous Poster X: XX"

 

[Thread Necromancer]

^ Doesn't realize who got the privilege of naming this thread

 

[Pojodan]

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hurts deep inside.

 

[North_Ranger]

Hurts on the surface.

 

[Bubble181]

^ can't hurt at all, as he's made of cotton candy.

 

[North_Ranger]

Is all bulging, sinewy muscle under his feathers.

 

[Bubble181]

^ has described my physique quite incorrectly, unfortunately.

< is skinny and flappy.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Should put on some more weight.

 

[Bubble181]

^should shave his head, and start wearing an orange sarong

 

[North_Ranger]

Wants Edrondol to mock InfiniteShadow at the Pearly Gates.

 

[Bubble181]

^ is waiting for an elf to reforge his sword.

 

[North_Ranger]

Is apparently aware how the Elf-Smiths Local 673's demands have really fucked the consumer.

Next time, I'm getting a dwarven axe.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Knows dwarves can sometimes make technical errors during the design phase

 

[North_Ranger]

Is a lobbyist in service of the elves.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Knows elves serve as better craftsmen then dwarves.

Dwarves are good for mining the materials

 

[North_Ranger]

Is promoting speciesist agenda.

 

[Hylian]

^ is racist of dwarves

 

[Bubble181]

^ is racist against non-dwarve,s with good reason because they can't hold their liquor as good as us.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Should be careful. I've bested some dwarves in drinking contest

 

[Bubble181]

^ has obviously never seen a real dwarf.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Knows not all dwarves are the same.

 

[Hylian]

^ his mother was a dwarf

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Made an incorrect assumption

 

[Hylian]

^ doesn't know he was adopted

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Is still wrong. I come from a long line of half immortals

 

[North_Ranger]

Lives in constant fear of secret government and/or corporate entities that wish to use his genetic make-up as a template for radical anti-aging treatments.

Eden Base, Eden Base, this is Cottonmouth. Target sighted. Prepare for pick-up.

 

[Hylian]

^ is secretly hunting down InfiniteShadow down so he can sell him off to the highest bidder

 

[North_Ranger]

Was fired from the organization because he didn't understand that casual dress was only allowed on Thursdays.

 

[Hylian]

^ was the one who told me that Friday was wear your Birthday Suit day

 

[Pojodan]

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has rigged explosive charges set to blow all his clothes off at the stroke of midnight.

 

[North_Ranger]

Knows disturbingly much about hylian's choice of clothing.

 

[Hylian]

^ doesn't know the meaning of pants

 

[North_Ranger]

Is a one-trick pony.

 

[Hylian]

^ has a no-trick pony