Former President Trump Thread

Lots of people are gleefully watching Trump Media stock tank, but they miss the point. It was never supposed to make money. It was just supposed to be a legal, unregulated vehicle to give money to/buy influence from Donald Trump.
Yeah but a bunch of Trump fans are losing a ton of money which is funny.
 
Any downticket GOPer who uses fuckheads image or likeness must now give it 5% of their fundraising. If you give more than 5% they will think you are extra cool and remember you.
 
So any donation to the RNC up to 10,000 dollaridoos goes directly to Putins cum bucket, and anything above that it gets a cut.

Now it demands 5% from downtickets and the only way to get it's really powerful 100% guaranteed to work 0.001% of the time endorsement is to give it 5% or more of your money.

Yikes.
 
Why we dissin mistletoe toe? We norse now?

It's more of a shit tornado getting fucked down the shit road by a shit hurricane while the shit apples are in bloom in Shitsville, KY.
 
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