So the Navy just went WTF is he talking about in regards to the hospital ships.

Defense Secretary Mark Esper made clear to CNN that two Navy hospital ships being deployed to help respond to the coronavirus outbreak will not treat patients suffering from the virus and will take weeks to deploy.
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However, the ships will not treat coronavirus patients. Instead they will be used to treat other illnesses or injuries, and free up capacity in civilian hospitals that are expected to be overwhelmed with cases of the virus. Also, the fact the Comfort is not expected to deploy for a number of weeks means it will not provide support if the number of cases and deaths spike in the near term, as many experts have predicted.
 

Dave

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Smart thing would be to use them, when available, to treat regular illness/injuries as much as possible.
That's the plan. They are not dealing with COVID patients. Basically they are (going to be) there to help relieve the strain on the normal hospitals.
 
My mom is supposed to have hip surgery on Tuesday. It's still on and they told her today that they are moving it to a private facility and sending her home same day. (It's laproscopic, so that second part was probably the case anyways)
 
Bigly news today about a senior official privately warning rich people weeks in advance about the crisis.
 
Ha! I'm not American - he's not my president.



Well, shit.
If only they weren't in such a hot competition right now to see which one can get History to label them as Teh Dumbest.
Bigly news today about a senior official privately warning rich people weeks in advance about the crisis.
Link for those who are too weak to Google it:

--Patrick
 
and another one

Clever girl, not only did she dump a bunch of stock, but she bought stock in Citrix!
 
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*whispers* you guys arent gonna believe this, but it’s 3 now

I’m done updating on this, i’ll just wait until it all comes out and list the Senators that didn’t decide to profit off of the entire country going to shit. Much smaller list I’m sure.
 
When you said "It's 3 senators now," I thought you meant "3 confirmed cases of Coronavirus," not "3 inside traders."

--Patrick
 
Again, profiteering is wrong and people who take advantage of the crisis to make money should be put against the wall.
 

Zappit

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A restaurant in town is doing a new promotion - a free roll of toilet paper with every order of $50 or more.
 
He's so fucking stupid. Dude set up him with the easiest softball layup question I've ever seen and he responds like the guy asked him if his daughter's vagina was tight.

 
He's so fucking stupid. Dude set up him with the easiest softball layup question I've ever seen and he responds like the guy asked him if his daughter's vagina was tight.

Had he asked if his daughter's vagina was tight, he would have had no problem saying the tightest that's ever been.
 
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