What the fuck happened to Christina Aguilera?

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My significant other just showed me some pictures of X-Tina at a concert last month... what the fuck happened?

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Wow. You know, I feel like a hypocrite for bagging on some ones weight. I am FAR larger then Christina. If I was the size she is right now...yeh. I'd probably attempt to pull that outfit off for Halloween.

What is really baffling me is her face, her hair, that make-up. She looks like she is in pain. It's like her whole facial structure has changed!
 
It's not that she's fat that shocked me... it's how fast it got there. Didn't Burlesque come out earlier this year?
 
I was going to say it may be a result of having a kid, but she had the kid in early 2008. She trimmed down after that, made a movie, then shot back up... so no excuses there.
 
Well she let fame go to her head, cheated on her husband, he divorced her and she realised how stupid she was and turned to vices. While this was happening she was forgotten by the public and they found something new, she couldn't handle it and turned to vices. Then Jay ragged on her and she turn to donuts.
 
If you can afford a full-time personal trainer and a full working gym in your huge mansion, you perform in public and are known for singing songs seductively, yet you balloon up the way she has? I have zero pity for you.
 
The bad part is that she is dressing like that, wich is reminding us about her previous phisique. If you have put on weight, try to wear beautiful clothes that don't look good only on fit people! And don't try to cover your new cheeks with a lot of awful hair!

It's the same reason I wear button down shirts instead of t-shirts when I'm trying to look good: they make me look much a lot less fat, perfectly cover my back hair...

If your career is heavily based on looks, try to look beautiful with that extra weight!
 
This is true. There are clothes and styles that can look good on women with extra weight. What she's wearing only makes her look worse.
 
Dear lord... it's like she was trapped under a pile of hamburgers and she was forced to eat her way out. How does that happen when you can afford a full time personal trainer/dietician?
 
I'm kinda impressed, to be honest. You gotta figure she knew the amount of shit she'd get, and she went out anyway and worked it. Haters gonna hate.
 

GasBandit

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She has two chins and is trying to work the leather minx seductress look. That doesn't work only works for a certain somewhat creepy subgroup of internet fetishists.

Curves, yes. Pear-shaped bodies still trying to be Britney, no.
 
Damn. I liked to think of myself as a rather chill person...but this whole thread is making so uncomfortable. I can`t even state why.
 
Damn. I liked to think of myself as a rather chill person...but this whole thread is making so uncomfortable. I can`t even state why.
Because even though we're all guilty of judging people, some judgements make us more uncomfortable than others, especially if we feel they reflect on us in some way or another?

At least, my reaction to the thread was "Wow she's fat" followed by guilt at making that judgement because it's valueless/cruel. Don't actually know why I keep coming back to read the updates? I think I have a forum addiction, I read that Movies in Reverse thread every time it updated even though I didn't enjoy it at all. Do we have a Halforums Anonymous? Or just some kind of cruel re-education program that makes sure we KEEP READING?

Anyway... we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
 
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Chibibar

Damn. I liked to think of myself as a rather chill person...but this whole thread is making so uncomfortable. I can`t even state why.
I hope I didn't offend you :(

edit: after reading Chad, to me, there are certain level of presentation you can do with different weight class. My wife and I gain some weight (I'm at 230 now and only 5'9") so there are certain things I won't wear cause it will make people cringe (like speedo, or go shirtless) now in a suit (like my icon) I look good, but I won't look good in spandex.
 

GasBandit

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If Christina Aguilera wasn't already so contemptible pre-weight-gain, I probably wouldn't have said anything.
 

Zappit

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Eh, we're all a little nasty sometimes. I said she looks like she ate a pool. I look like I ate half of her. And thanks to the kidney meds, and their subsequent acne, she was pretty damn greasy. (NOT meant to be another nasty knock)
 
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