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My significant other just showed me some pictures of X-Tina at a concert last month... what the fuck happened?

Booze and drugs.
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Oh and food.

Wow. You know, I feel like a hypocrite for bagging on some ones weight. I am FAR larger then Christina. If I was the size she is right now...yeh. I'd probably attempt to pull that outfit off for Halloween.

What is really baffling me is her face, her hair, that make-up. She looks like she is in pain. It's like her whole facial structure has changed!

It's not that she's fat that shocked me... it's how fast it got there. Didn't Burlesque come out earlier this year?

I was last year, wasn't it?

A quick Google search is telling me it came out in 2010.

And the movie itself would've made about a year before it was released? About two years to go from that to this.

I was going to say it may be a result of having a kid, but she had the kid in early 2008. She trimmed down after that, made a movie, then shot back up... so no excuses there.

Depression?

And she look like she had coke face.

Well she let fame go to her head, cheated on her husband, he divorced her and she realised how stupid she was and turned to vices. While this was happening she was forgotten by the public and they found something new, she couldn't handle it and turned to vices. Then Jay ragged on her and she turn to donuts.

If you can afford a full-time personal trainer and a full working gym in your huge mansion, you perform in public and are known for singing songs seductively, yet you balloon up the way she has? I have zero pity for you.

My guess coke, booze, and age.

On the plus side, "You are Beautiful" might hold a little more weight (no pun intended) coming from someone that isn't in any top 10 sexiest people list.

She reminds me of Snooki.

The bad part is that she is dressing like that, wich is reminding us about her previous phisique. If you have put on weight, try to wear beautiful clothes that don't look good only on fit people! And don't try to cover your new cheeks with a lot of awful hair!

It's the same reason I wear button down shirts instead of t-shirts when I'm trying to look good: they make me look much a lot less fat, perfectly cover my back hair...

If your career is heavily based on looks, try to look beautiful with that extra weight!

This is true. There are clothes and styles that can look good on women with extra weight. What she's wearing only makes her look worse.

Pictures look like she's wearing a halloween wig too.

The outfit makes her look horrible.

Dear lord... it's like she was trapped under a pile of hamburgers and she was forced to eat her way out. How does that happen when you can afford a full time personal trainer/dietician?

Looks like she kicked the heroine addiction.

curves are hot.

Disconnected said:

curves are hot.

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I do like my women to be a little meat on them (i.e. not super skinny like many try to be) but there are certain clothing that doesn't look good on full figure women.

I'm kinda impressed, to be honest. You gotta figure she knew the amount of shit she'd get, and she went out anyway and worked it. Haters gonna hate.

It ain't haters, it's people with eyes who can see.

She would not look all that bad if the costume fit, and did not squeeze the base of her legs. Because that makes them look like sausages.
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She has two chins and is trying to work the leather minx seductress look. That doesn't work only works for a certain somewhat creepy subgroup of internet fetishists.

Curves, yes. Pear-shaped bodies still trying to be Britney, no.

Looks like she ate a pool.

Zappit said:

Looks like she ate a pool.

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A typing pool.

Damn. I liked to think of myself as a rather chill person...but this whole thread is making so uncomfortable. I can`t even state why.

LittleSin said:

Damn. I liked to think of myself as a rather chill person...but this whole thread is making so uncomfortable. I can`t even state why.

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Because you feel we've objectified her, and have been unduly cruel?

"Lady Marmalade got into the peanut butter again." -I love Joan Rivers.

LittleSin said:

Damn. I liked to think of myself as a rather chill person...but this whole thread is making so uncomfortable. I can`t even state why.

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Because even though we're all guilty of judging people, some judgements make us more uncomfortable than others, especially if we feel they reflect on us in some way or another?

At least, my reaction to the thread was "Wow she's fat" followed by guilt at making that judgement because it's valueless/cruel. Don't actually know why I keep coming back to read the updates? I think I have a forum addiction, I read that Movies in Reverse thread every time it updated even though I didn't enjoy it at all. Do we have a Halforums Anonymous? Or just some kind of cruel re-education program that makes sure we KEEP READING?

Anyway... we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

LittleSin said:

Damn. I liked to think of myself as a rather chill person...but this whole thread is making so uncomfortable. I can`t even state why.

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I hope I didn't offend you

edit: after reading Chad, to me, there are certain level of presentation you can do with different weight class. My wife and I gain some weight (I'm at 230 now and only 5'9") so there are certain things I won't wear cause it will make people cringe (like speedo, or go shirtless) now in a suit (like my icon) I look good, but I won't look good in spandex.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...Aguileras-weight-gain-E-s-Fashion-Police.html

I feel much less guilty about it now. Kelly Osborne likes seeing her bully fat now.

If Christina Aguilera wasn't already so contemptible pre-weight-gain, I probably wouldn't have said anything.

Eh, we're all a little nasty sometimes. I said she looks like she ate a pool. I look like I ate half of her. And thanks to the kidney meds, and their subsequent acne, she was pretty damn greasy. (NOT meant to be another nasty knock)

I think I pinpointed why I feel this way: I am fat. 5`8 and 255-260 pounds. I would KILL to be her size yet I keep thinking she is ugly as sin...er....well..not sin...you know what I mean!

Also, I find it a little discouraging. If I somehow get to that size will people still think of me as a collosal fatty? Is it worth it?

LittleSin said:

I think I pinpointed why I feel this way: I am fat. 5`8 and 255-260 pounds. I would KILL to be her size yet I keep thinking she is ugly as sin...er....well..not sin...you know what I mean!

Also, I find it a little discouraging. If I somehow get to that size will people still think of me as a collosal fatty? Is it worth it?

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No. I don't think that. It is the presentation. I personally think she is ok, but in that outfit.... yuck.

I'm torn about the whole overweight champion thing. On the one hand, it's your life, etc. On the other hand, it seems like we spend so much time lately justifying being overweight as a society. My FB feed is filled with sassy posts from overweight people that go beyond "If I want to be fat, I can be fat" to saying thin is wrong, and how we're forced by the media to value thin. I must admit I find that odd.

(Also, this is not Hollywood Chunky, either. It may not be morbid obesity, but it's also not a little pooch.)

I think the biggest factor is that some people simply look alright even when fat. Some people are just really good at pulling off a look while that heavy, and a lot of it comes down to clothing choices and how they carry themselves. Examples of people who look good even while heavy: Queen Latifa, Jack Black, Gabriel Iglesias (and he's HUGE).

Miss Aguilera's problem is that she hasn't altered her wardrobe and performances from when she was skinny as a rail. She really needs to re-invent her image and how she performs her shows or take some time off to work on her image.

So to answer your question Sin... how you portray yourself has a lot more to do with how people react to you than how you look. Yes, some people will treat you like crap regardless, but a good sense of humor and some nice flamboyant clothes go a long way.

And yes, I am a husky gentleman myself. I could certainly look worse than I do though.

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I'm torn about the whole overweight champion thing. On the one hand, it's your life, etc. On the other hand, it seems like we spend so much time lately justifying being overweight as a society. My FB feed is filled with sassy posts from overweight people that go beyond "If I want to be fat, I can be fat" to saying thin is wrong, and how we're forced by the media to value thin. I must admit I find that odd.

(Also, this is not Hollywood Chunky, either. It may not be morbid obesity, but it's also not a little pooch.)

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Well, if we were in the age of old (before cars and such) people tend to be "leaner" cause we constantly in motion either hunting, gathering, producing goods or trade. As technology progress, we get lazier and don't exercise. Being overweight does have it consequences so people always say to be "thinner" but being THIN is bad also (i.e. too thin or anorexic thin) there is a happy medium where people should be for better health and energy.

I think the root of Christina Aguilera's problems come from her outfit, her makeup, her hair, and the fact that she's racked up some negative karma points over the years. The weight, while not ideal by any means, is really the least of her problems.

Fat - Being a larger individual and acting/dressing like you're 50-150 pounds lighter. That's when it's ok to make fun of "fat" people.

If you're not a smaller person, carry yourself well, dress well, and are happy then someone comes along and calls you fat? They're retarded/ignorant.

It's a very simple formula.

I'd say that the pictures are of her in a VERY bad outfit. It's accentuating all the wrong areas for her and makes her look even bigger than she is. First pic isn't too bad, shows that she's gained weight, the other pics just make her look horrible. The jacket takes away her waist and makes her look wider, and the leotard accents that she's got a big of a tummy. Her wig/hair just makes it all look even worse.

Granted, she's now coming up on 31, and ALL of us have changes that start around that time that we have to learn to fight and take care of ourselves in a different way.

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I'd say that the pictures are of her in a VERY bad outfit. It's accentuating all the wrong areas for her and makes her look even bigger than she is.

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I wasn't even looking at the outfit, I knew right away when I saw the +50lbs cheeks. It ain't the outfit.

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First pic isn't too bad, shows that she's gained weight, the other pics just make her look horrible. The jacket takes away her waist and makes her look wider, and the leotard accents that she's got a big of a tummy. Her wig/hair just makes it all look even worse.

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I guess you need more proof:

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Granted, she's now coming up on 31, and ALL of us have changes that start around that time that we have to learn to fight and take care of ourselves in a different way.

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Did you really just say that it's because of her age now? It's because she let herself go. Plain and simple.

Damn! Wow. She needs a new fashion consultant. Feeling less terrible now.

LittleSin said:

I think I pinpointed why I feel this way: I am fat. 5`8 and 255-260 pounds. I would KILL to be her size yet I keep thinking she is ugly as sin...er....well..not sin...you know what I mean!

Also, I find it a little discouraging. If I somehow get to that size will people still think of me as a collosal fatty? Is it worth it?

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If YOU feel confident and happy, then who the hell cares who's silently judging you like some kind of a chicken shit? People who'd mock others in whispers and think all those negative thigns aren't worth the energy it takes for them to process their ignorant thoughts. Period. I did my best to accept this before losing any weight, because I wanted to do it for me and not so that I wouldn't feel like people were judging me.

Whew, sorry if I came off as hostile. That's just a feeling I can really identify with. I'm trying to be supportive, not preachy... probably didn't quite come off that way.

Jeez women, stop taking it soooo personally. Stop comparing yourself to her, you just can't unless you can afford a full-time trainer, have your own gym and live your life in the spotlight of the entertainment industry. At no point or time did this thread refer to "look how fat she is" but moreso "what the fuck happened to her".

Basically, I just wanted to know what the fuck happened to Christina Aguilera within the past year. How she went from being one fine piece of ass in Burlesque that gave me a massive stonker .... to a blonde Snooki within a year's time.

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I guess you need more proof:

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I point you to the top of the photo "Picture Parody by Sportsfan."

I went and found a couple of gossip sites that follow these idiots (celebs in general) and saw pics that were taken in the past couple of days, she doesn't look as fat as the original pictures in the thread.

As to the second pic you posted, I've seen very fit people in that position that looks bad too.

Didn't notice that about the parody pic, but since you're just going to continue to blindly white knight her, be my guest.

Meh, I don't know what's going on in her life, but she just looks to me like another person who turned 30 while still eating like she's 20. I totally get that. Yeah, sure she has a dietician, so yeah, it's on her, etc, but speaking personally, that is a tough thing to come to grips with.

Eating alone doesn't cause that. Eating and doing nothing about exercise? Will.

That's a double fault, and not excuseable in her financial situation.

Sorry Jay. I didn't mean to shit in your thread. I knew you meant this in a flabbergasted way..I just couldn't stop myself.

You guys get me wrong. I just don't want people to feel alienated in any shape or form for that is not the purpose of this thread.

You're all beautiful women in your own right, regardless of height, weight, skin color or religion.

Except Shegs.

Man, for all the money and resources a person can have, that never guarantees discipline (and sometimes hinders it). Same reason why rich people who can afford to give their kids amazing opportunities and educations sometimes end up with lazy little spawns who fall into cushy jobs while never truly amounting to anything great. I'm betting this won't last. Maybe sometimes celebs need a break from all the discipline and let themselves go knowing that it's easier for them than others to shed the weight. I'm more with Shego on this one... if I had all the money and time in the world I'd like to think I'd have already gotten as fit as I want to get. What an opportunity.

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Didn't notice that about the parody pic, but since you're just going to continue to blindly white knight her, be my guest.

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It's not her, it's the way that photos can really not show the truth about the way someone looks. Poor positioning, bad outfits, just the wrong moment to snap the shutter... those can all be factors in looking worse than you do in reality.

Personally I don't care for her music, or the image that she's portrayed to the public in the past. I saw the pics and offered my commentary, beyond that, we're all just guessing.

Photographs are no longer evidence? Hmmmmm...

*runs red lights with impunity*

It's the angle of all 4 or 5 photos Gusto! They were done with vaseline on the lens or something.

Dang, Kelly Osbourne and Christina Aguilera are nemeses? This is news to me. How the hell to these feuds start?

Her people talked to her people and thought it would be popular.

Cajungal said:

Dang, Kelly Osbourne and Christina Aguilera are nemeses? This is news to me. How the hell to these feuds start?

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Kelly had a song get a little popular, and Christina started making fun of her. Because, fat girls should not have hit records.

I'm so damned tempted to make a video of me doing the Truffle Shuffle...

(not tempted enough to do it, though)

"Being overweight worked for Adele!" - Christina

No, but seriously, you Halforum girls are babes.

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Kelly had a song get a little popular, and Christina started making fun of her. Because, fat girls should not have hit records.

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I was curious enough to look back at 10 year old gossip... Kelly seemed to be the bratty schoolgirl in that feud that got it started.

BananaHands said:

"Being overweight worked for Adele!" - Christina

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Just this morning I watched the "Rolling in the deep" video to see how they had dressed Adele. Not in tight popstar clothes and mop hair.

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Where is my bucket???

(im sorry.....)

She's honestly turned into a blonde Snooki.

LittleSin said:

If I somehow get to that size will people still think of me as a collosal fatty? Is it worth it?

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Depends... how long where you planning to be alive for?

"Other people will think i'm pretty" should be the last reason on the list for why one should lose weight...

@Li3n said:

"Other people will think i'm pretty" should be the last reason on the list for why one should lose weight...

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Why?

Silver Jelly said:

Why?

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Because there are actual objective, proven reasons why you shouldn't have too much fat in your body maybe?

Silver Jelly said:

Why?

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Seriously, I sometimes feel like the only reason I work out is to bag a fake, skinny tan girl.

Just once. Juuuust once.

Although that's just my 'picked on/beat up' in grade school self just vying for revenge.

Why do I work-out 4 days a week an hour each day? To fit into my favorite clothes and eat more than a leaf of lettuce for dinner every night.

If my profession had anything to do with sexualization or massively revealing outfits and I had the source of funds to do it? I'd easily work out 7 days a week, more than an hour a day, and my food intake would be alot more regulated.

Dude, bagging a fake, skinny, tan girl has nothing to do with your exercise. Far more important is your choice in chloroform distributors and, obviously, the size bag you use.

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Dude, bagging a fake, skinny, tan girl has nothing to do with your exercise. Far more important is your choice in chloroform distributors and, obviously, the size bag you use.

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Man, have you seen Dexter? Dude is buff. I just need to work on my creepy 'tonight's the night' monologue.

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Dude, bagging a fake, skinny, tan girl has nothing to do with your exercise. Far more important is your choice in chloroform distributors and, obviously, the size bag you use.

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Even skinny girls are heavy when they go ragdoll. Need some upper body strength and back muscles as well if you're going to haul her all the way home and down into the basement.

Squats, dude. Lift with your legs.

Remember, in the other thread, when I said the only reason I work out is for clothes/food? That wasn't 100% the only reasons....

Alright, I just have to ask this because this could get real awkward.

Who else is moonlighting as a serial killer?

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Alright, I just have to ask this because this could get real awkward.

Who else is moonlighting as a serial killer?

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Well, everybody? Fess up...



Man... this business is going to the dogs. Everybody wants to get into the act.

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Alright, I just have to ask this because this could get real awkward.

Who else is moonlighting as a serial killer?

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I'm not.

I'm moonwalking as one, though.

You want to be thinner has to be your own choice not because "I want other to like me" the diet won't stick.

My wife wants to be thinner cause she wants to get into cosplay again.

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Alright, I just have to ask this because this could get real awkward.

Who else is moonlighting as a serial killer?

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If you haven't figured that out by now, you haven't been paying attention.

It's Cheesy. Obviously.

God, I love you all.

Shegokigo said:

If you haven't figured that out by now, you haven't been paying attention.

It's Cheesy. Obviously.

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Jay said:

You guys get me wrong. I just don't want people to feel alienated in any shape or form for that is not the purpose of this thread.

You're all beautiful women in your own right, regardless of height, weight, skin color or religion.

Except Shegs.

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This just in: Jay hates women! Sources speculate--will he become the new Mav? Tune in at 11!

For those that want to bag on her for her weight gain, let me ask that you put your pictures out here for us to rip on.

"But I don't care what you think" you may respond.

Guess what neither does she.

If you honestly think that celebrities don't care what people think about them, you're kidding yourself.

Also, I post pictures of myself all the time in the Picture thread. Feel free to rip away. Hell, nearly EVERYONE who's posted in this thread have posted pictures of themselves in that thread. I have NO idea what your point is by even asking that.

If I had the kind of money to hire a full time trainer/dietician, had the time to work out daily, and access to said workout equipment? I'd EXPECT people to give me shit for gaining 50-150lbs.

Shegokigo said:

If you honestly think that celebrities don't care what people think about them, you're kidding yourself.

Also, I post pictures of myself all the time in the Picture thread. Feel free to rip away. If I had the kind of money to hire a full time trainer/dietician, had the time to work out daily, and access to said workout equipment? I'd EXPECT people to give me shit for gaining 50-150lbs.

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"Oh, but girrrrrl, those shoes do NOT go with that dress."

You're damn right they don't, that's why I put on my stilettos when I wore that dress out!

Shegokigo said:

Why do I work-out 4 days a week an hour each day? To fit into my favorite clothes and eat more than a leaf of lettuce for dinner every night.

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Yeah, well, I also want to be able to outrun the meth junkie I'm going to be chasing at some point too but that's a distant 2nd to wanting to be able to go to a burger joint and eat a giant greasy double burger and half a pound of poutine.

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You're damn right they don't, that's why I put on my stilettos when I wore that dress out!

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Was that so you could be taller than 4 feet?

I'll have you know that with them on I reach almost 5'8'', thank you very much!

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For those that want to bag on her for her weight gain, let me ask that you put your pictures out here for us to rip on.

"But I don't care what you think" you may respond.

Guess what neither does she.

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She loses the high ground when she spent most of the last decade ragging on a fatty. Furthermore, her livelihood revolves around her looks. (I DARE you to say it revolves around her voice! ROFL!) If a restaurant suddenly replaced all their beverages with actual fresh urine, after publicly denouncing another restaurant for having a urine taste to its drinks, then yes, they deserve the ridicule.

This is not like when Alicia Silverstone had a cheesburger and everybody hit the roof. This is Christina "you got your syphilis in my herpes" Aguilera being hoisted by her own petard.

Shegokigo said:

I'll have you know that with them on I reach almost 5'8'', thank you very much!

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Awww, you're a cute little hobbit

If only! You know what I would have done with the One Ring?

Not throw it into a volcano, that's for sure!

Shegokigo said:

If only! You know what I would have done with the One Ring?

Not throw it into a volcano, that's for sure!

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I suspect you would have not stood for just 'one ring' and would have created "One Ring Mail" to avoid any potential jewelery malfunctions.

Cajungal said:

If YOU feel confident and happy, then who the hell cares who's silently judging you like some kind of a chicken shit? People who'd mock others in whispers and think all those negative thigns aren't worth the energy it takes for them to process their ignorant thoughts. Period. I did my best to accept this before losing any weight, because I wanted to do it for me and not so that I wouldn't feel like people were judging me.

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Well said. Who makes the rules that is you are overweight you have to dress differently than someone who is of weight? If she is comfortable in her own skin who the hell cares what anyone else thinks. I thought people left judging behind in junior high.

Necronic said:

For those that want to bag on her for her weight gain, let me ask that you put your pictures out here for us to rip on.

"But I don't care what you think" you may respond.

Guess what neither does she.

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Christina's entire career is based around her image. Hell, if she was any other type of musician she could get away with it... but she's the one who decided on making a career of dressing like a hooker and singing over incredibly simple beats. So, if she goes on stage after gaining this much weight in skin tight clothing? You better believe I'm gonna giggle at her.

I like your v-neck shirt sir.

Furthermore, her livelihood revolves around her looks. (I DARE you to say it revolves around her voice! ROFL!)

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Maybe I'm thinking of someone else, but for my money she's one of the better pop-divas of that era. In terms of her integrity as a musician I can't say too much, but I was pleasantly surprised to see that she was working with Le Tigre on her last album.

She loses the high ground when she spent most of the last decade ragging on a fatty

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Did I miss something? What's this?

Anyways...I guess my point with the other part was the she doesn't specifically care about what *we* think. I've just never understood the whole "let's dog on the celebrity for their recent [insert unfortunate thing]".

I don't understand statements to the effect of, "If you haven't achieved X, you can't call someone else out for not achieving it!" There's no logic there. In fact, one might argue that having failed in the same way, you have a better perspective on the matter.

I'd still probably hit it though.

BananaHands said:

I'd still probably hit it though.

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With your truck.

Well, the ladies do call my junk "The truck," sometimes.

Shannow said:

Well, the ladies do call my junk "The truck," sometimes.

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Because it smells, breaks down all the time, and has several unexplained stains in the back?

His love for you is like Truck berzeeeerker.....

Shannow said:

Well, the ladies do call my junk "The truck," sometimes.

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Only because it's rusty.

I think the public wouldn't give much crap about Christina if she wasn't a hypocrite in the early days of her career. You don't see people knock on Oprah's weight (she looks good in her outfit, but if she tries to pull the same outfit as Christina wearing right now, it would not look good) Or Kristy Alley, her weight fluctuate a lot

AshburnerX said:

Because it smells, breaks down all the time, and has several unexplained stains in the back?

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And huuuuuuuge. And dumps looooaaaaaadsssss!

And it's usually ridden by rednecks.

Listen, what your mom and I roleplay at night is no one's business but our own.

Tress said:

I think the root of Christina Aguilera's problems come from her outfit, her makeup, her hair, and the fact that she's racked up some negative karma points over the years. The weight, while not ideal by any means, is really the least of her problems.

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She is a mounster!!!!

... I don't know what to make of this necro.

So is a mounster much worse than your regular and generic kind of monster?

It's a British monster.

I thought maybe she was a Munster.

José said:

She is a mounster!!!!

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No way José!

Timmus said:

No way José!

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Damn! I wish I thought of this first!

Glad you didn't. I had to add a French keyboard to my iPad to get it right. I needed this win!

...wouldn't Spanish been easier?

Also.. Shego posted pictures of herself in 2011!?! what!? the only time i saw a "picture" of her was posing with her halforums mug... with her face covered by the durr face. I thought she was all secretive about that. Damn, now I'm curious what she looks like.

I might be mistaken, but I think she's only ever posted pictures of herself with a black bar over her eyes. Granted, the bars eventually got so thin it became a bit pointless, but still, I don't think she's ever posted a complete picture.

And then there's the Steve Buscemi eyes photo...

Calleja said:

...wouldn't Spanish been easier?

Also.. Shego posted pictures of herself in 2011!?! what!? the only time i saw a "picture" of her was posing with her halforums mug... with her face covered by the durr face. I thought she was all secretive about that. Damn, now I'm curious what she looks like.

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I just needed it for the accent. Any Romance language would have done but I'm more familiar with French.

Couldn't you have copied and pasted his username?

If you're using aniPad just hold down "E" and it will give you a bunch of accent options. Ēêèéëėę

bhamv3 said:

I might be mistaken, but I think she's only ever posted pictures of herself with a black bar over her eyes. Granted, the bars eventually got so thin it became a bit pointless, but still, I don't think she's ever posted a complete picture.

And then there's the Steve Buscemi eyes photo...

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Don't remind her, she might be watching!

Adam said:

Don't remind her, she might be watching!

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You forgot to add "With her cold dead Buscemi eyes."