[Question] What's your favorite punchline?

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I know we have a What's your favorite joke? thread, but I am, for personal reasons, casting a wider net here. From across all media, what are the lines that made you laugh out loud when you heard them? I'm looking for books, poems, movies, songs, jokes...whatever. If you want to put sources in spoiler tags, we can even make a game out of figuring out where they come from.

Examples:
"And they was right."
"This man has no dick."
"No one's gonna eat your eyes."
"Practice!"
 
Pass it? I don't think I could swallow it![DOUBLEPOST=1371749519][/DOUBLEPOST]People these days, I just don't understand them. Take my wife... PLEASE!
 
That's clearly not a punch line, although in their defense, I've been having trouble getting literary references. It's hard to pick one line that really got to me in a book, although "I understood that!" from Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff is a clear contender.
 
Therapists.

A SNL sketch ruined it for me. Whenever someone says the rapists, I can't help but laugh at the punchline.

It's been years... if not a decade or more.
 
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