I once laughed so hard while eating chinese food that I made chicken chop suey come out of my nose. It was painful, gross and hilarious all at the same time.
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Cap'n Crunch & some crunchberries. Feel my pain! *winces*
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Philosopher B.
I have never had food come out my nose. Sounds painful.
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I once laughed so hard while eating chinese food that I made chicken chop suey come out of my nose. It was painful, gross and hilarious all at the same time.[/QUOTE]
ROFLMAO!
Please note I am laughing with you! Not at you! But that sounds absolutely hilarious too!
Beer is an epic one - drunk sniffling yay!. Mountain Dew leaves everything smelling citrus-y. Pepsi is just plain evil once it hits the sinuses.
The running game around the precinct is "Who can make Officer_Charon snarf first?" Usually doesn't take too long. St. Patrick's day was open season on me. *wry smile*
The running game around the precinct is "Who can make Officer_Charon snarf first?" Usually doesn't take too long. St. Patrick's day was open season on me. *wry smile*
I have an interesting theory on this, actually. For a while drinking Pepsi used to leave me with a really nostalgic aftertaste that I didn't like but couldn't quite place until years later:
It tasted like the inside of my throat when I was suffering from an allergic reaction.
To this day I think Pepsi is designed to fuck up one's sinus and congestion and allergies and shit.
Awesome.I'm at work right now. The phone is ringing. I'm calling to confirm the housing status of a Ms. Godeaux.
I am waiting for Godeaux.different spelling but still funny
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makare
That is great! I love stuff like that.
Cross-toastin' from my art thread.
Put this on the whiteboard in our kitchen. Every time I get something from the fridge I giggle like an idiot.
Put this on the whiteboard in our kitchen. Every time I get something from the fridge I giggle like an idiot.
Did you get her or did life imitate art?I'm at work right now. The phone is ringing. I'm calling to confirm the housing status of a Ms. Godeaux.
I am waiting for Godeaux.
XDI'm at work right now. The phone is ringing. I'm calling to confirm the housing status of a Ms. Godeaux.
I am waiting for Godeaux.
Boy, that would have been a mess.
Cajungal
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Weird thing happened the other night while I was studying. I heard this horrible scream from a woman in the parking lot. She was crying and shrieking, so of course, I ran to the window with my phone to see what was going on. All I could see was a guy standing over a girl who was cowering against a car. So I dialed 911 and told them it looked like a mugging or a fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend or something. I have never heard such a horrible scream. Well, they got here a little bit later. Turns out the girl has some mental problems. She's on some kind of medication, and either she's not used to it yet or she just had some kind of attack. The guy was her boyfriend and was trying to calm her down. I felt a little bad, like I jumped to conclusions, but I was too scared to leave the house and get a better look. Nothing happened to either one of them, though; the police just left. It was a weird night.
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Cajungal
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I can polish off 5 lb of boiled crawfish myself. 'Course once you've peeled em it's not really 5 pounds of food. Still. That's a lotta crustacean to put away at once. Mix me up a lil sauce, pour em out on a table covered in yesterday's newspaper, crack me open a beer, and get to peeling.... oh man. I want them NOW. I want to pour them into the boiling water myself!
So last Saturday at DnD my friend Tommy was talking about how he intended to start taking shaolin kung fu lessons because it'd been a while since he had practiced a martial art and wanted to get back in better shape. After mulling it over this weekend, I decided to tag along to the class tonight and it. Was. Awesome. I think this will be a really fun way to get myself in better shape.
Cajungal
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Oh, man, I've done that. Elementary school kids smell bad, too, so no one cares.
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