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Good Morning. God has allowed me to live another day, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem.
PatrThom
PatrThom
If you don't, God will make you live another day.
And another,
and another...

...I think there was a movie about this, wasn't there?
Ladies, don't be embarrassed by the quantity of guys you have slept with - just the quality.
PatrThom
PatrThom
Don't be embarrassed by the quantity of ladies you've slept with either, I guess.
Sorry, I can't do stuff tonight, I have to sit in front of a TV show I'm not watching while I refresh the same 3 websites, scraping for fresh content like an addict licking the inside of a plastic baggie that has been empty for days
PatrThom
PatrThom
And two of those are the same website but in two different windows!
Statistically speaking, if you make it to the airport, you're already through the deadliest part of airline travel.
PatrThom
PatrThom
...depending on where you're flying TO, of course.
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