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Bon Jovi is just Zeno's Paradox in a denim jacket
PatrThom
PatrThom
He gives love a Bad (Bad (Bad (Bad...) Name) Name) Name)
General Specific
General Specific
An infinite number of Bon Jovis walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/4 of a beer, the fourth orders 1/8th of a beer, the fifth one orders 1/16 of a beer, and the bartender just sighs and pours two beers.
Piracy can't be stealing if buying it isn't owning it.
PatrThom
PatrThom
If what you're pirating is something that's not actually for sale anywhere in the world, are they really losing income?
How old were you when you realized "this little piggy went to market" did not mean he went shopping?
PatrThom
PatrThom
How old were you when you stopped giggling at going "'Wee wee wee!' all the way home" and pretending it meant he was peeing the whole way?
9 out of 10 doctors think number ten isn't even a real doctor. I mean, their qualification looks like it was written in marker - on a ratty old piece of cardboard!
PatrThom
PatrThom
Some people even think doctor number ten is really a demon.
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