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Men: Vaginas with teeth is a terrifying concept. Also men: Boy I love getting blowjobs
PatrThom
PatrThom
Also also men: "Watch while I stick my head into this alligator's mouth!"
Job requirements be like "we need a virgin with 12 years experience with sex"
PatrThom
PatrThom
"The ideal candidate eschews promiscuity, and can confirm via 10-20 personal references."
It's bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to refer to it as "The Scottish Laptop"
PatrThom
PatrThom
It's also bad luck to be seen using a MacBook in an office, since even the most recent one is only Kaby Lake, tech from all the way back in 2016.
mikerc
mikerc
MacBook isn't Scottish, it's crap!
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