It's bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to refer to it as "The Scottish Laptop"
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Just because you're going 5mph over the speed limit doesn't mean you can get in the left lane. Some of us are trying to break the law for real, here.
Not to slut shame, but you all could be much sluttier if you'd actually put in the effort. Come on, step it up.
Shall I compare thee to a sunset? Because it's EVERY FUCKIN DAY WITH YOU I SWEAR TO GOD
10 years later... still somewhat lurking and occasionally posting...