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People who dip biscuits in their tea will be right there alongside the marketing department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation when the revolution comes.
We seldom admit the seductive comfort of hopelessness. It saves us from ambiguity. It has an answer for every question: "There's just no point." Hope, on the other hand, is messy. If it might all work out, then we have things to do. We must weather the possibility of happiness. - CryptoNaturalist
PatrThom
PatrThom
AKA "Nothing good is ever easy."
Bon Jovi is just Zeno's Paradox in a denim jacket
PatrThom
PatrThom
He gives love a Bad (Bad (Bad (Bad...) Name) Name) Name)
General Specific
General Specific
An infinite number of Bon Jovis walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/4 of a beer, the fourth orders 1/8th of a beer, the fifth one orders 1/16 of a beer, and the bartender just sighs and pours two beers.
Piracy can't be stealing if buying it isn't owning it.
PatrThom
PatrThom
If what you're pirating is something that's not actually for sale anywhere in the world, are they really losing income?
Frank
Frank
Here this a lot lately. Fuuuuucking true.
How old were you when you realized "this little piggy went to market" did not mean he went shopping?
PatrThom
PatrThom
How old were you when you stopped giggling at going "'Wee wee wee!' all the way home" and pretending it meant he was peeing the whole way?
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